Kayden Kross Talks About Being a Pregnant Porn Star

Porn star Kayden Kross was recently named "The Hottest and Smartest Porn Star in the Room" by Nerve after she wowed them with a funny Reddit AMA a couple weeks ago. Other news in Kross's life: she just had a baby, a choice that can be complicated, especially when lots of people have seen the part of you that said baby… » 2/20/14 4:15pm 2/20/14 4:15pm

New Medical Technique: Superglue Your Baby Back Together

It's been a rough few weeks. There was last week, when Little Sally got into the sugar again. "Let me just Superglue that bag back together so she can't do that again," you said, and behold, another crisis averted through the miracle of modern technology. Or the week before, when Little Bobby (named after his father … » 6/11/13 11:10am 6/11/13 11:10am

Jay-Z Says Beyoncé Is Not Pregnant, Calls Rumors 'Worse Than Blogs'

The world rejoiced last week when, for a moment, rumors and reality became one and it was revealed that Blue Ivy would have a new sibling, one Red Vine. But with the light of a new week growing strong, dreams have been crushed and we'll just have to drown our sorrows in a bunch of lemon drops or something because… » 5/20/13 1:30pm 5/20/13 1:30pm

Power Maternity Leave Is the Latest Way to Make Regular Ol' New Moms…

Feeling pretty good about your work-life balance? Aww, how cute. Feel inadequate again with this new pseudo-trend: "mumpreneurs" who go on "power maternity leave" by taking advantage of all that free time a lady has directly before and after she pushes another human body out of her vagina to start their own maternity… » 11/05/12 3:35pm 11/05/12 3:35pm

Meet Kiara: Mostly Lion, A Little Bit Tiger, Entirely Adorable

Born in a Russian zoo, baby Kiara's dad is an African lion and her mom's a liger: half-lion, half-tiger, which makes her the world's first hybrid "liliger." When Kiara's mom wasn't able to nurture the cub, a housecat named Dasha who belongs to one of the zookeepers stepped in (and for 20% additional squee, here they… » 9/22/12 12:00pm 9/22/12 12:00pm

Sofia Vergara Is Engaged and the Mayan Gods Are Pleased

After serious journalistic reports came in that Sofia Vergara was wearing a "sparkly ring," we sat up all night, vigilant, waiting to see if she had indeed been proposed to on her Mexican vacation with boyfriend Nick Loeb. (Remember that scene in Secretary when she's sitting at the desk in her wedding gown for days… » 7/11/12 9:00am 7/11/12 9:00am

Kourtney Kardashian Gives Birth To a Bouncing Baby Reality Star

Tiny new Kardashian addition Penelope Scotland Disick happened yesterday, the second child (after 2-year-old Mason) for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick. The 7-lb, 3 oz. baby was delivered "all-naturally" at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after Kourtney's brief flirtation with water birth. "Scott and I are overjoyed… » 7/09/12 9:00am 7/09/12 9:00am

Louis CK Cast A Black Actress As The Mother Of His White Kids And…

Louis CK, continuing to carve out a niche for himself as Sort Of Genius/the Lethargic Husky Dream Man of men and women across the nation with dark senses of humor and minor clinical depression, was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night fielding questions about his choice to cast a black woman (after valiantly Googling, it… » 6/27/12 9:00am 6/27/12 9:00am

Promising Male Contraceptive Patch Could Soon Give Men the Freedom to…

For so many years, we ladies have benefitted from the freedom that whore pills give us to prance about town and enjoy our vaginas without a care in the world. But, of course, we are selfless creatures, and we've so longed to be able share this joyful hormonal liberation with our male friends. There have been lately… » 6/26/12 10:40am 6/26/12 10:40am

Kris Jenner Orchestrated Kim Kardashian And Ray J's Sex Tape, Sez Kris…

You know when you're with someone you're totally into but he can't stop talking about his ex and her family? And it's kind of like "shut up about Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries! You're with me now! Me!" but you don't want to be mean about it? Like, he still won't stop texting you all "Kim used to blah blah blah" and… » 6/21/12 9:00am 6/21/12 9:00am