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Paris Hilton's New Song Rules, Just Like All Her Music (Seriously)

Mid-May, Cash Money Records recording artist and professional DJ Paris Hilton unleased the video for “High Off My Love,” a fairly pat electro banger splashed in rote, festival-friendly white-noise wash and the requisite trap interlude featuring label boss Birdman. It’s so dumb. I love it! » 6/05/15 4:30pm 6/05/15 4:30pm

Judge Rules That Sherri Shepherd Is Legal Mother Of Child By Surrogate

Sherri Shepherd has been ordered to take responsibility for a child she and her (soon-to-be) ex-husband had via surrogate. While Shepherd claims that she was “tricked” into having the child by her ex, a judge has ruled that her name must replace the surrogate’s on the birth certificate.
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Ariana Grande, a Baby, Is Learning How to Walk and Talk!

It is my CONSTANT MISSION to SHARE INFORMATION and SPREAD TRUTH that the POWERS THAT BE REFUSE to tell you. As such, I am often painted as a LUNATIC and HATER, but I AM NOT. To prove it, I would like to HAPPILY congratulate Ariana Grande—A BABY—of entering a NEW and IMPORTANT stage of DEVELOPMENT. » 2/20/15 6:00pm 2/20/15 6:00pm

Hey, Quick Question: What's Up with Shakira's Baby's Toes?

"Tengo los pies de papi, parece que hubiese estado jugando futbol toda mi vida / I have Daddy's feet, it looks like I've been playing football my whole life," wrote Shakira on Instagram Wednesday. She gave birth to her baby, Sasha Piqué Mebarak, with the fútbol player Gerard Piqué, just last week. Congrats! And t » 2/04/15 6:10pm 2/04/15 6:10pm

American Sniper Promotes Unrealistic Beauty Standards for Babies

Much has been made of American Sniper, the Oscar-nominated, Clint Eastwood smash about a Navy SEAL with boy-band good looks and the cunning mind of a serial killer. But thus far obscured in the meditative pieces from media thought leaders about "the thrilling anticipation of gunplay" and how it is "doing amazing… » 1/19/15 11:34am 1/19/15 11:34am

Kid About to Get a Baby Brother Can't Even Handle His Happiness 

This is Ethan and he's been begging for a sibling since he was two years old. And this year, he's being surprised with the news that yes, Santa is bringing him a baby brother and oh y god he is going to need a moment. He's going to need ten moments. You guys, the club can't even handle this kid right now. » 12/24/14 4:25pm 12/24/14 4:25pm