Today Barack Obama and Justin Trudeau Hung Out with a Baby
I’m just sorry that this little citizen has peaked so young.
500 Days of Kristin, Day 300: Any Day Now....
Kristin Cavallari is expecting her third child—a girl to be named after a dog—“any day now....[pink bow emoji][pink hearts emoji].” If you don’t believe that, please see the following photo of Kristin making a heart over her belly with her hands:
Woman Who Gave Birth on Plane Allegedly Deported, May Owe Airline $33,000
Two weeks ago, a heroic doctor delivered a baby while 30,000 feet in the air, on a flight from Taiwan to Los Angeles. This week, reports say that the Taiwanese woman whose labor diverted the plane to Alaska may be on the hook for $33,000. That’s because she may have planned to give birth in American airspace in order…
Famous Baby Ariana Grande Must Think Babies Are Evil
“Evil Baby Ariana Grande Strikes Back at Media” is what this headline could read, too.
Famous Baby Ariana Grande Reveals Her Baby Hair
Acclaimed baby queen Ariana Grande is known for wearing a ponytail weave that thoroughly upsets lots of people. Now, the baby is revealing what’s really underneath—a friendly family of trolls.
Woman Gives Birth in Forest, Fights Bees, Has Overall Chill Weekend
On Thursday, June 25, Amber Pangborn gave birth to her daughter Marisa in the Northern California wilderness. Then she shielded her newborn from placenta-hungry bees and accidentally ignited a forest fire.
Paris Hilton's New Song Rules, Just Like All Her Music (Seriously)
Mid-May, Cash Money Records recording artist and professional DJ Paris Hilton unleased the video for “High Off My Love,” a fairly pat electro banger splashed in rote, festival-friendly white-noise wash and the requisite trap interlude featuring label boss Birdman. It’s so dumb. I love it!
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Hired Two Gay Nannies For Their Kid
A pair of Hollywood heathens continue to rip right through America’s moral fibers: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have hired gay nannies for their child. On purpose!
Judge Rules That Sherri Shepherd Is Legal Mother Of Child By Surrogate
Sherri Shepherd has been ordered to take responsibility for a child she and her (soon-to-be) ex-husband had via surrogate. While Shepherd claims that she was “tricked” into having the child by her ex, a judge has ruled that her name must replace the surrogate’s on the birth certificate.
Watch This Russian Baby Laugh Like The World's Most Evil Supervillain
Try to watch this one without cracking a smile. Go on, I dare you. It's literally impossible.
Ariana Grande, a Baby, Is Learning How to Walk and Talk!
It is my CONSTANT MISSION to SHARE INFORMATION and SPREAD TRUTH that the POWERS THAT BE REFUSE to tell you. As such, I am often painted as a LUNATIC and HATER, but I AM NOT. To prove it, I would like to HAPPILY congratulate Ariana Grande—A BABY—of entering a NEW and IMPORTANT stage of DEVELOPMENT.
World's Toughest Woman Delivers 14-Pound Baby Naturally
Avery Denton was a bit of a surprise for his mother, not only because he weighed 14 very painful pounds, but also because his mother, Maxxzandra Ford didn't realize she was pregnant until her third trimester.
Hey, Quick Question: What's Up with Shakira's Baby's Toes?
"Tengo los pies de papi, parece que hubiese estado jugando futbol toda mi vida / I have Daddy's feet, it looks like I've been playing football my whole life," wrote Shakira on Instagram Wednesday. She gave birth to her baby, Sasha Piqué Mebarak, with the fútbol player Gerard Piqué, just last week. Congrats! And take a…
American Sniper Promotes Unrealistic Beauty Standards for Babies
Much has been made of American Sniper, the Oscar-nominated, Clint Eastwood smash about a Navy SEAL with boy-band good looks and the cunning mind of a serial killer. But thus far obscured in the meditative pieces from media thought leaders about "the thrilling anticipation of gunplay" and how it is "doing amazing…
Pregnant Woman Has Emotional Breakdown Over Improperly Bagged Veggies
Pregnancy: It does things to you. And sometimes those things are the literal inability to handle someone cutting and bagging veggies. Such is the case of a woman who's nine months pregnant and is just feeling so many emotions right now. All the emotions, every one of them. Can you tell?
Famous Baby Gets Carried by Big Sean on Vacation
Ariana Grande, a BABY who DENIES being a BABY, got CARRIED like a BABY on her vacation with BABYSITTER Big Sean. The TRUTH is all there. OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE.
Kid About to Get a Baby Brother Can't Even Handle His Happiness
This is Ethan and he's been begging for a sibling since he was two years old. And this year, he's being surprised with the news that yes, Santa is bringing him a baby brother and oh y god he is going to need a moment. He's going to need ten moments. You guys, the club can't even handle this kid right now.
Big Sean DENIES Dating a Little Tiny Baby
DISPATCH from the UNDISCLOSED LOCATION where I've been living since dropping the TRUTH BOMB that ARIANA GRANDE IS ACTUALLY A BABY. Big Sean, the baby's BOYFRIEND, denies that she is a BABY who gets CARRIED EVERYWHERE. Once AGAIN, only WE can be TRUSTED to bring you the TRUTH.
Like a Dick, Joey Fatone Tells Tabloid Jessica Biel Is Pregnant
"EXCLUSIVE: JOEY FATONE CONFIRMS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND JESSICABIEL ARE EXPECTING BABY NO. 1!" inTouch's headline breathlessly confirms. Subtext: Joey, you are so lucky those two already got married because you would definitely not be invited to their wedding yet again.
Cutest Baby Ever Couldn't Be More Confused By the Concept of Twins
This Baby's thought process: What is even happening? Why are there two of them? Why do they look alike? I need an adult! I NEED AN ADULT!
