Ariana Grande, a Baby, Is Learning How to Walk and Talk!

It is my CONSTANT MISSION to SHARE INFORMATION and SPREAD TRUTH that the POWERS THAT BE REFUSE to tell you. As such, I am often painted as a LUNATIC and HATER, but I AM NOT. To prove it, I would like to HAPPILY congratulate Ariana Grande—A BABY—of entering a NEW and IMPORTANT stage of DEVELOPMENT. » 2/20/15 6:00pm 2/20/15 6:00pm

World's Toughest Woman Delivers 14-Pound Baby Naturally 

Avery Denton was a bit of a surprise for his mother, not only because he weighed 14 very painful pounds, but also because his mother, Maxxzandra Ford didn't realize she was pregnant until her third trimester. » 2/07/15 1:30pm 2/07/15 1:30pm

Hey, Quick Question: What's Up with Shakira's Baby's Toes?

"Tengo los pies de papi, parece que hubiese estado jugando futbol toda mi vida / I have Daddy's feet, it looks like I've been playing football my whole life," wrote Shakira on Instagram Wednesday. She gave birth to her baby, Sasha Piqué Mebarak, with the fútbol player Gerard Piqué, just last week. Congrats! And take a… » 2/04/15 6:10pm 2/04/15 6:10pm

American Sniper Promotes Unrealistic Beauty Standards for Babies

Much has been made of American Sniper, the Oscar-nominated, Clint Eastwood smash about a Navy SEAL with boy-band good looks and the cunning mind of a serial killer. But thus far obscured in the meditative pieces from media thought leaders about "the thrilling anticipation of gunplay" and how it is "doing amazing… » 1/19/15 11:34am 1/19/15 11:34am

Pregnant Woman Has Emotional Breakdown Over Improperly Bagged Veggies

Pregnancy: It does things to you. And sometimes those things are the literal inability to handle someone cutting and bagging veggies. Such is the case of a woman who's nine months pregnant and is just feeling so many emotions right now. All the emotions, every one of them. Can you tell? » 1/19/15 9:50am 1/19/15 9:50am

Famous Baby Gets Carried by Big Sean on Vacation

Ariana Grande, a BABY who DENIES being a BABY, got CARRIED like a BABY on her vacation with BABYSITTER Big Sean. The TRUTH is all there. OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE. » 1/05/15 3:00pm 1/05/15 3:00pm

Kid About to Get a Baby Brother Can't Even Handle His Happiness 

This is Ethan and he's been begging for a sibling since he was two years old. And this year, he's being surprised with the news that yes, Santa is bringing him a baby brother and oh y god he is going to need a moment. He's going to need ten moments. You guys, the club can't even handle this kid right now. » 12/24/14 4:25pm 12/24/14 4:25pm

Big Sean DENIES Dating a Little Tiny Baby

DISPATCH from the UNDISCLOSED LOCATION where I've been living since dropping the TRUTH BOMB that ARIANA GRANDE IS ACTUALLY A BABY. Big Sean, the baby's BOYFRIEND, denies that she is a BABY who gets CARRIED EVERYWHERE. Once AGAIN, only WE can be TRUSTED to bring you the TRUTH. » 12/17/14 6:00pm 12/17/14 6:00pm

Like a Dick, Joey Fatone Tells Tabloid Jessica Biel Is Pregnant

"EXCLUSIVE: JOEY FATONE CONFIRMS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND JESSICABIEL ARE EXPECTING BABY NO. 1!" inTouch's headline breathlessly confirms. Subtext: Joey, you are so lucky those two already got married because you would definitely not be invited to their wedding yet again. » 12/16/14 5:20pm 12/16/14 5:20pm

Cutest Baby Ever Couldn't Be More Confused By the Concept of Twins

This Baby's thought process: What is even happening? Why are there two of them? Why do they look alike? I need an adult! I NEED AN ADULT! » 12/11/14 7:45pm 12/11/14 7:45pm

Baby Gives the 'Thumbs Up' on Ultrasound

Parents know that checking out an ultrasound for the first time can be a joyous occasion, but it can also be completely unnerving to think of all the things that could possibly go wrong. But when your unborn baby gives you the thumbs up, you can probably relax and just enjoy it. » 8/28/14 11:12pm 8/28/14 11:12pm

Terrified Father Delivers Baby… Right Into Toilet Bowl

Sharing a fun story is a great way to break the ice in social situations, but it's unlikely that Livia Davis will be sharing the story of her birth with friends any time soon. First, because she can't yet talk; and second because she was delivered right into a toilet. » 7/29/14 4:40pm 7/29/14 4:40pm

Bride Defends Attaching Newborn Baby to the Train of Her Wedding Dress

After news broke that a Tennessee bride had altered her wedding dress to accommodate her infant child being dragged down the aisle behind her, Shona Carter-Brooks defended her sartorial choice, explaining that her "1 month old was awake and well secured on my train." » 6/02/14 3:00pm 6/02/14 3:00pm

Kayden Kross Talks About Being a Pregnant Porn Star

Porn star Kayden Kross was recently named "The Hottest and Smartest Porn Star in the Room" by Nerve after she wowed them with a funny Reddit AMA a couple weeks ago. Other news in Kross's life: she just had a baby, a choice that can be complicated, especially when lots of people have seen the part of you that said baby… » 2/20/14 4:15pm 2/20/14 4:15pm

Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Terrorize Utah Woman's Vagina

A Utah woman has given birth to a 14 pound, 22-inch-long baby boy. Calm your wincing ladyparts, though — he was delivered via Caesarean Section. Still. Jesus Olympian Stretch Mark Christ. » 10/31/13 11:50am 10/31/13 11:50am