Here's a Baboon Grabbing a Reporter's Boob Live On the Air

There's been a lot to make fun of today — Ted Cruz, 300 sandwiches, Professor David Gilmour's whole...thing — but it would be a shame if we let the day close without pointing to a dark horse candidate for Funniest Thing We've Seen Today: this local news footage of a baboon getting fresh with a reporter. » 9/25/13 5:00pm 9/25/13 5:00pm

Is Your Vagina Red Enough to Attract a Mate?

Everyone knows that red is the sexiest color. Like, what else would it be—blue? Please. Blue is for bluebirds. Yellow? Don't make me laugh! Yellow is for baby virgins. Red is obviously the sexiest—that's why Mars is the sexiest planet, stop signs are the sexiest signs, communism is the sexiest social and economic… » 4/18/12 5:20pm 4/18/12 5:20pm