Small Baby (Ariana Grande) Does Very First Celine Dion Impression

We have known for some time now that purported baby Ariana Grande has been learning to walk and talk—she's one of those savant types whose early childhood milestones have skipped some steps; she's all "crawl, babble, octave runs like Mariah, wait please carry me I'm a baby"—and here she is on Jimmy Fallon TALKING FOR… » 3/23/15 9:50am 3/23/15 9:50am

Autism-Busting Paleo Book for Babies Pulled Because It Will Kill Them

Here's some news that might come as a big surprise to you: A baby cookboo called Bubba Yum Yum written by a TV chef, a mommy blogger and a naturopath may not be as safe as previously thought. Sure, it might stop your baby from developing autism, but only because your baby will be dead. (Better dead than neuroatypical,… » 3/20/15 2:10pm 3/20/15 2:10pm

Ashton Kutcher Wants More Diaper Stations In Men's Restrooms

New father and tech guru Ashton Kutcher has somewhat taken on a new cause: Advocating for changing stations in men's restrooms. » 3/11/15 9:35am 3/11/15 9:35am

Indiana Could Approve "Baby Boxes" For Abandoned Newborns 

Indiana could be the first state to approve so-called "baby boxes" for abandoned newborns. The boxes look a bit like bread boxes, but are actually incubators meant to keep a newborn alive until it can be recovered. The boxes would also include an alarm that, once pressed, would alert first responders. » 2/28/15 11:45am 2/28/15 11:45am

Great Idea for Your Small Baby: Buy Her a 'Future Bride' Photoshoot

Hell yeah. That looks cool and interesting, and also really sweet and just somehow right. If you'd like to purchase a similar-looking photo shoot for your own small baby, you should hit up All Seasons Photo in New London, Wisconsin, where the Facebook page explains their Future Bride photo shoots like this: » 2/27/15 5:15pm 2/27/15 5:15pm

This Is the Most Excited You'll Ever See a Baby About Weather 

Watch this video and witness a child acquire a lifelong love of meteorology—or set on a course towards a future as a hype woman. One or the other. » 2/16/15 11:50am 2/16/15 11:50am

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds Maybe Named Their Daughter 'James'

While nothing has been publicly confirmed by the couple, there's a new name floating around for Blake Lively and Ryan Reynold's offspring and no, it's not Violet, Artisan or Equestria. The new moniker attributed to the Lively-Reynolds girl is "James," as in Joyce, Potter or Franco. » 2/12/15 3:00pm 2/12/15 3:00pm

Does Christina Aguilera Know She Gave Birth to a Fake Baby?

On August 16, 2014, pop singer Christina Aguilera claims to have given birth to daughter Summer Rain. On February 11, 2015, People magazine released the first photos of the infant. Does something seem WRONG here? Of course it does. The "baby" isn't real. » 2/11/15 10:00pm 2/11/15 10:00pm

UK Lawmakers Vote to Allow Using 3 Different People's DNA In Embryos

The UK House of Commons voted to legalize the cultivation of "designer babies," created by genetically modifying the DNA of three people to make one fetus devoid of diseases on Tuesday. Gattica is real, guys. » 2/03/15 11:10am 2/03/15 11:10am

France Court Won't Let Parents Name Their Kid 'Nutella' 

A baby born in France will not get the chance to be known as a walking and breathing shrine to Nutella, thanks to a judge who ruled babies can't be named after spreads. » 1/25/15 9:45pm 1/25/15 9:45pm

Even a Cunt Like Me Can't Hate on This Adorable Baby

I clicked on a link promising photos of the new Gerber baby with my eye roll already beginning its exaggerated arc because—I don't know? I'm an asshole? I think it's weird that one baby's cuteness is held above all other babies' cuteness? But then the photo loaded and—good god, you guys. THIS FREAKING BABY. » 1/22/15 5:30pm 1/22/15 5:30pm

American Sniper Promotes Unrealistic Beauty Standards for Babies

Much has been made of American Sniper, the Oscar-nominated, Clint Eastwood smash about a Navy SEAL with boy-band good looks and the cunning mind of a serial killer. But thus far obscured in the meditative pieces from media thought leaders about "the thrilling anticipation of gunplay" and how it is "doing amazing… » 1/19/15 11:15am 1/19/15 11:15am

Zooey Deschanel Is Pregnant With a Manic Pixie Dream Baby

Zooey Deschanel stares out the window, eyes wide in wonder, as rain patters rhythmically against the glass. "Hey Siri," she says out loud to no one (she's been doing that a lot lately). "Am I pregnant?" » 1/13/15 12:45pm 1/13/15 12:45pm

Montana Woman Gives Birth to Terrifying Identical Triplets

Dark clouds formed over Billings, Montana. They eclipsed the moon and the darkest of dark night closed in. Witches cackled, black cats howled, and lighting struck. And then it happened. The most terrifying event in the universe. A woman gave birth to unassisted identical triplets. » 1/11/15 12:55pm 1/11/15 12:55pm

Some Suggestions Should Blake Lively Really Launch 'Preserve Baby'

Blake Lively, a ghost that escaped the Vogue office late one night clinging to Grace Coddington's fiery locks whom Anna Wintour has been attempting to recapture ever since (baiting her traps with offers of cover stories, of course), is reportedly cooking up a new business venture: Preserve Baby. Saints preserve us. » 1/05/15 6:20pm 1/05/15 6:20pm

Toddler Overcome With Joy by "Let it Go" Busts Out Awesome Dance Moves

This adorable little boy is probably the world's biggest Frozen fan and he is not afraid to show his love for the movie's signature song. » 1/03/15 5:15pm 1/03/15 5:15pm