Indiana Could Approve "Baby Boxes" For Abandoned Newborns 

Indiana could be the first state to approve so-called "baby boxes" for abandoned newborns. The boxes look a bit like bread boxes, but are actually incubators meant to keep a newborn alive until it can be recovered. The boxes would also include an alarm that, once pressed, would alert first responders. » 2/28/15 11:45am Saturday 11:45am

Great Idea for Your Small Baby: Buy Her a 'Future Bride' Photoshoot

Hell yeah. That looks cool and interesting, and also really sweet and just somehow right. If you'd like to purchase a similar-looking photo shoot for your own small baby, you should hit up All Seasons Photo in New London, Wisconsin, where the Facebook page explains their Future Bride photo shoots like this: » 2/27/15 5:30pm Friday 5:30pm

Even a Cunt Like Me Can't Hate on This Adorable Baby

I clicked on a link promising photos of the new Gerber baby with my eye roll already beginning its exaggerated arc because—I don't know? I'm an asshole? I think it's weird that one baby's cuteness is held above all other babies' cuteness? But then the photo loaded and—good god, you guys. THIS FREAKING BABY. » 1/22/15 5:30pm 1/22/15 5:30pm

American Sniper Promotes Unrealistic Beauty Standards for Babies

Much has been made of American Sniper, the Oscar-nominated, Clint Eastwood smash about a Navy SEAL with boy-band good looks and the cunning mind of a serial killer. But thus far obscured in the meditative pieces from media thought leaders about "the thrilling anticipation of gunplay" and how it is "doing amazing… » 1/19/15 11:34am 1/19/15 11:34am

Some Suggestions Should Blake Lively Really Launch 'Preserve Baby'

Blake Lively, a ghost that escaped the Vogue office late one night clinging to Grace Coddington's fiery locks whom Anna Wintour has been attempting to recapture ever since (baiting her traps with offers of cover stories, of course), is reportedly cooking up a new business venture: Preserve Baby. Saints preserve us. » 1/05/15 6:20pm 1/05/15 6:20pm

Hospitals Won't Name First Babies of 2015, Because Kidnapping

It's a fixture of local papers around the country: the annual article trumpeting the first babies born in the new year. Remember, they're never too young for bragging rights! Well, it won't be happening in Richmond, Virginia, where local hospitals have announced that they will not be announcing the first-place kiddos… » 1/02/15 5:30pm 1/02/15 5:30pm