Babies Excited to See Their Dads Will Make Your Afternoon

At the risk of turning this blog into your Facebook Newsfeed (and I promise you I will only post 1-345 photos of my future children to my wall per week!), here's a video of babies overcome with excitement at seeing their dads. Goddamnit it, babies, every time I complain about you, you go and do something adorable.… » 4/12/14 4:17pm 4/12/14 4:17pm

Joe Francis' Girlfriend Pregnant With Genetically-Modified Twin Girls

In what is one of the creepiest and most disturbing pregnancy announcements of all time, Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis and his girlfriend Abbey Wilson said they opted for IVF because they wanted to choose the sex of their babies so that people will finally just fucking get it already that he "loves, respects and… » 4/10/14 6:45pm 4/10/14 6:45pm

'Baby Fart Aerobics' Is the Best Thing to Happen on YouTube in Ages

I am, for the most part, a sour and grumpy human who has HAD IT UP TO HERE (imagine something really high) with the internet's incessant dazzles and follies. But every once in a long, long while, a special treasure comes along that blasts apart my apathy with a cylindrical jet of hot, steamy funk coming out of a butt. » 4/03/14 3:20pm 4/03/14 3:20pm

Next Level Shit: Woman Pretends She's Pregnant With Quintuplets

A woman in Canada who was pregnant with quintuplets shocked both hospital staff and her boyfriend when it turns out she wasn't pregnant at all. With any-lets. I've heard of faked cancer, faked weddings, faked girlfriends who live in Canada who were met "at summer camp," but this. This is powered up fakery. » 3/25/14 9:30pm 3/25/14 9:30pm

This 8-Month-Old Baby Weighs 40 Pounds

There is an infant named Santiago in Bogota, Columbia. Santiago weighs 40 pounds. At eight months, Santiago should tip in at about seventeen pounds — but he's three times the size of other babies at his age. There’s nothing medically wrong with Santiago, according to ABC News, he’s just been overfed; now doctors have… » 3/19/14 1:40pm 3/19/14 1:40pm

Breastfeeding Benefits Have Been Exaggerated

Formula-feeding has been vilified in recent years, with new moms being told that if they don't breastfeed, they could be putting their child at risk for a slew of health, behavioral and developmental problems. But the findings of a new study suggest that's total bullshit. Breast might actually not be best. » 2/28/14 10:40am 2/28/14 10:40am

Let's Watch Babies Make A Total Mess of Themselves Eating Chocolate

These little babehhhhhs love chocolate. So much so that have forgotten all the basic decorum, civility and good social graces babies are so well known for. Normally, babies (as I've been told by supportive friends who I deeply trust) eat with the most gratious of table manners, politely giving themselves small bites… » 1/19/14 8:30pm 1/19/14 8:30pm