Parents Let Redditors Choose Baby's Name, and It's Actually Not Bad

Naming a baby is a crazy amount of pressure. A name is never just a name—it has to be beautiful and strong and fitting. And you have one chance to get it right—well without having to do more legal paperwork. So it's almost understandable that one couple decided to take some of the pressure off and crowdsource a name… » 4/21/14 2:30pm Monday 2:30pm

Babies Excited to See Their Dads Will Make Your Afternoon

At the risk of turning this blog into your Facebook Newsfeed (and I promise you I will only post 1-345 photos of my future children to my wall per week!), here's a video of babies overcome with excitement at seeing their dads. Goddamnit it, babies, every time I complain about you, you go and do something adorable.… » 4/12/14 4:17pm 4/12/14 4:17pm

Joe Francis' Girlfriend Pregnant With Genetically-Modified Twin Girls

In what is one of the creepiest and most disturbing pregnancy announcements of all time, Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis and his girlfriend Abbey Wilson said they opted for IVF because they wanted to choose the sex of their babies so that people will finally just fucking get it already that he "loves, respects and… » 4/10/14 6:45pm 4/10/14 6:45pm

'Baby Fart Aerobics' Is the Best Thing to Happen on YouTube in Ages

I am, for the most part, a sour and grumpy human who has HAD IT UP TO HERE (imagine something really high) with the internet's incessant dazzles and follies. But every once in a long, long while, a special treasure comes along that blasts apart my apathy with a cylindrical jet of hot, steamy funk coming out of a butt. » 4/03/14 3:20pm 4/03/14 3:20pm

Next Level Shit: Woman Pretends She's Pregnant With Quintuplets

A woman in Canada who was pregnant with quintuplets shocked both hospital staff and her boyfriend when it turns out she wasn't pregnant at all. With any-lets. I've heard of faked cancer, faked weddings, faked girlfriends who live in Canada who were met "at summer camp," but this. This is powered up fakery. » 3/25/14 9:30pm 3/25/14 9:30pm

This 8-Month-Old Baby Weighs 40 Pounds

There is an infant named Santiago in Bogota, Columbia. Santiago weighs 40 pounds. At eight months, Santiago should tip in at about seventeen pounds — but he's three times the size of other babies at his age. There’s nothing medically wrong with Santiago, according to ABC News, he’s just been overfed; now doctors have… » 3/19/14 1:40pm 3/19/14 1:40pm

Breastfeeding Benefits Have Been Exaggerated

Formula-feeding has been vilified in recent years, with new moms being told that if they don't breastfeed, they could be putting their child at risk for a slew of health, behavioral and developmental problems. But the findings of a new study suggest that's total bullshit. Breast might actually not be best. » 2/28/14 10:40am 2/28/14 10:40am