Hot or Not: Why Conservative Women Are 'Prettier' Than Liberal Ladies

Today in pretty pretty princess news: A new survey out of UCLA found that female politicians with "stereotypical feminine facial features" are more likely to be Republicans than women with gender-ambiguous or masculine facial features. The more gender-atypical the woman, in fact, the more likely she is to vote… » 10/09/12 11:50am 10/09/12 11:50am

Sons Are Leaving Fetal Cells All Up in Their Moms’ Brains, Which May Be Really Good or Really Bad

Children are soooo selfish, aren't they just? They're always leaving shit behind for parents to clean up, shit like gross underwear, dead childhood pets, erotica so well-hidden that they forgot all about it when they moved out, and, according to the latest and greatest scientific research, fetal cells that they… » 9/27/12 10:00am 9/27/12 10:00am

80% Of All Women Babes Plan To See Twilight

Oh, Twilight » 11/21/08 5:00pm 11/21/08 5:00pm. It's embarrassing that something so crappy is associated with being female. In this clip about the movie's "fangirls," a reporter claims that 81% of all women(!) plan to see the movie. He also says females are "better known as babes" and that girls were turned on to the books by their moms — even though…