A Screenplay for a Short Film About a Woody Allen Pitch Meeting

The plot of the latest untitled Woody Allen film—"On a small college campus, a philosophy professor in existential crisis gives his life new purpose when he enters into a relationship with his student"—was recently brought to our attention. Here's how we imagine that pitch meeting going down. » 12/23/14 2:00pm 12/23/14 2:00pm

What Disgustingly Adorable Thing Do You Call Your Lovah?

You know when you're walking down the street and you overhear one person in a relationship call their partner something like "Babe" or "Sweetie" or "Schmoopie Pie" and you think how cute that is? I'm not sure that I do, because I can't recall a single moment I've heard a "term of endearment" be used that didn't make… » 5/30/13 1:20pm 5/30/13 1:20pm