The Aziz Ansari Sari Is the Only Holiday Gift You'll Ever Need
One nitpick: isn't saying 'Aziz Ansari sari' like saying 'ATM machine'? Whatever, just watch this.
Aziz Ansari on Racists Dying and the Meaning of Gay Is the Best Ever
How is Aziz Ansari not all of our husbands? I feel like he'd be into that. Right? I mean, he likes to eat out a lot. I don't know what I'm saying, but think about it. (Don't.)
Aziz Ansari Imagines a Marriage Proposal in a World Devoid of Marriage
In this clip from his upcoming Netflix special, comedic powerhouse/Harris' cousin Aziz Ansari puts that whole matrimony thing into perspective, envisioning what a proposal would look like if marriage never existed. Sure enough, the whole idea of nuptials now seems a lot creepier than those wedding videos set to Bruno…
Watch Aziz Ansari Lay Waste to the Lazy Racism of His Fellow Comedians
This is a few days old, but still worth a watch. Aziz Ansari was one of the many standups to perform at the Comedy Central Roast of James Fanco over the weekend. It's normal and usually acceptable for comedians at roasts to get nasty and personal when joking about the other people in attendance (and not just the…
Robert Pattinson Thinks All Twihards Are Sad, Fat Fatties
Gracious gentleman Robert Pattinson thinks the masses of people who are responsible for his success are disgusting troglodytes who hide under rocks. He also creatively slams the guy who invented the moniker "R-Patz" as "fat." SICKBURN.
The Orphan Black Clones Will Get Busy With Park & Rec's Tom Haverford
Tatiana Maslany — who is beyond brilliant
Aziz Ansari Has Some Excellent Casting Suggestions for Shonda Rhimes
In today's Tweet Beat, Jessie J is honest about how bad her bad flight really was, Liam Payne uses some language best reserved for those without delicate ears, and Aziz Ansari and Shonda Rhimes need to schedule a working lunch STAT.
Julia Roberts Is a Real Dick To Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
Julia Roberts' half-sister Nancy Motes, who weighed 300 pounds before undergoing gastric bypass surgery in 2010, says that her relationship with Julia has been testy since Motes was in her teens and Roberts broke into stardom after Pretty Woman. Apparently Roberts would not let Motes forget that she was a Fat Woman.
Lena Dunham Lands Cover of Rolling Stone, Discusses Her 'Childhood Fear …
You know, I was chilly on Girls for the first few episodes, and I did not enjoy Arfin-gate 2012 or Detroit-gate 2013, but the more I watch it the more I'm convinced that—as much as she pisses me off now and then—the show not just entertaining and beautifully written, it's important. Lena Dunham is challenging the…
Aziz Ansari Says White Dudes Are Welcome to Dress As Tom Haverford If…
Brown face in Halloween costumes? Not cool, according to Aziz Ansari, the comedian behind Parks & Recreation’s Tom Haverford, the most spot-on, pitch-perfect and hyphen-hyperbole-inducing portrayal of douchebaggery in a generation.
Aziz Ansari Wrestles Nick Offerman, Predictably Gets Crushed
Parks and Recreation is coming back this fall (yay!) and to get you excited, they're borrowing a little of your leftover Olympic fever. Watch as Tom Haverford attempts to wrestle Ron Swanson to the ground, only to tucker himself out before even knocking Ron off balance. Still, let's be fair — is there anyone in the…
Frances Bean Now Controls Courtney Love’s Purse Strings
In a modern take on the Ab Fab Saffy and Edina relationship, it's been revealed that Frances Bean Cobain is taking control and now owns all the rights to her dad Kurt's image, likeness and publicity, after using her mom Courtney Love's request for a multi-million-dollar loan as leverage. With Love coming to her…
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's TV roundup, things are still bad between everyone's favorite couple Troy and Abed, Simon Pegg is trolling his Twitter followers, Smash demonstrates that it doesn't always get better and Aziz Ansari talks about hanging out with the president.
Aziz Ansari Knows the Best Questions Involve Mac & Cheese
In this edition of Tweet Beat, Aziz wants to know if Kraft's home style macaroni and cheese is the real deal, Mindy Kailing knows who the best Companion is, T-Boz makes perfect sense and Jenny Slate is taking some time in nature.
Aretha Franklin Calls Off Her Engagement After Just Three Short Weeks
Oh, man, it's not even Valentine's Day and already love has taken quite a beating in 2012. Today comes the upsetting news that Aretha Franklin has called off her engagement to Willie Wilkerson. But… but… but, it's only been three weeks since they announced their plan to marry! What could go wrong in that time?
Time's Most Influential People Dress The Part
It would seem that Time's "100 Most Influential People" (or at least their guests) included Ann Coulter, Sandra Lee, and, um, the Tiger Mom. So, were their fashion choices equally...noteworthy?
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, 50 Cent doesn't know what a grapefruit is, La Toya Jackson unwittingly reveals behind-the-scenes Celebrity Apprentice conspiracy, and Toni Braxton's family hits reality TV.
Sarah Palin Tweets A Spacetime Mind-Eff
Today in Tweet Beat, Sarah Palin doesn't like the way that President Obama remembers the past in the future that she's predicted. Also, Heidi Montag has a nightmare about her nose.
Celebs With Fake Boobs Mourn Dr. Frank Ryan
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Heidi Montag, Kendra Wilkinson and Adrianne Curry thank the late Dr. Ryan for changing their, um, lives. Also, Chris Brown posts a picture of himself doing community service—topless.
Larry King Is Getting A Tattoo And A Motorcycle
Today in Tweet Beat, Larry King shares his retirement plans, celebs react to Mel Gibson's latest offensive rant, and Kelsey Grammar issues a statement about his divorce.
Sandra Bullock Photo Starts Bidding War; Baios' Behavior Makes The News
- A new photo of Sandra Bullock has "surfaced," and in it, she is not wearing a wedding ring.
Twitter Feud: Ice-T Vs. Aimee Mann
Today in Tweet Beat, Aimee Mann disses Ice-T's acting and he tells her to eat a "bowl of dicks." Also, Adrianne Curry talks more shit on Tyra, and today is Hugh Hefner's 84th birthday.
Demi's Had Body Issues; Posh Is "Demanding" Sex
- Demi Moore says she used to have "an extreme obsession" with her body. "I made it a measure of my own value." Furthermore, she explains:
Isla's Intimate Wedding; Lindsay's Loathing L.A.
- Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen were married in a traditional Jewish ceremony — held at sunset in Paris last week.
Jennifer Hudson: Mom-To-Be?
- Gossipeuse Janet Charlton claims Jennifer Hudson is knocked up. JHud is currently on tour; her fiancé, "Punk" from I Love New York, is training to become a professional wrestler. [Janet Charlton's Hollywood]
