The moment that everyone seems to be talking about from Monday night’s Vanderpump Rules is Jax (and the meat ring buoy that’s overwhelmed his neck) buying breast implants for his new girlfriend, but in all honestly, I couldn’t care less about Kentucky Brittany’s new honkers because I’m too distracted by Lala—the SUR…
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Ever since the fateful day two years ago when Lululemon founder Chip Wilson uttered a slew of idiotic comments (including one being about his yoga pants “not working for some women’s bodies), he has kept mum on his controversial statements—until now. Wilson, who also served as the company’s CEO, recently reflected on…
Forever 21 is owned by a family of mental gymnasts who have found away to marry the "our purpose as humans is to give of ourselves to those in need in emulation of Christ" philosophy of Christianity with the "fuck you, pay me" ethos of conservatism. The fast fashion chain most recently advertised its top brass's…
Ayn Rand is a divisive figure in literature and political thought, and her life story helps us understand a great deal about her philosophy. Cartoonist Darryl Cunningham delivers a brief biography of Rand, from her childhood on.
We will now commence hilarious joke making on late night television. Stop clapping! Clapping is a collectivist act of the weak.
A survey involving 60,000 volunteers from 200 countries has found that overall, women tend to be more moral creatures than men, and that morality starts to tick upward once women hit 30. So, women in your thirties and older, feel free to take a break from feeling pressured to marry and reproduce and be perfect at your…
Summer's here, which means it's time to pick up a book — or a Kindle, or an iPad. With all the traveling and hanging by the beach or pool, reading is fundamental! And celebrities are getting in on the action.
"He moved one hand, took her two wrists and pinned them behind her, under his arm, wrenching her shoulder blades." So goes one of Ayn Rand's sex scenes — are young objectivists learning to condone rape?
This week's New Yorker visits some Objectivists — followers of Ayn Rand — for their monthly lunch meeting. The subject: whether Alan Greenspan was wrong to admit that the free market might have flaws.
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People often wonder what the fallout of a Crap Email is like. We don't often know! This guy contacted us once, thinking his ex-girlfriend had changed her name to Anna Holmes, even though her name was not Anna; when he finally figured out the deal he good-naturedly defended his doghouse-building skills and retreated…
As I watched the parade of Russian-spies-from-the-future-walk down the runway for Chanel couture — "watched", of course, meaning, looked at photos — it occurred to me that only one writer's granite-hewed, pro-Capitalist prose would do. And so, I give you Herr Karl Lagerfeld's vision for the future...in the words of…
The media can make it seem like the life of soldiers is all big, grave, life-and-death, torture-or-be-annihilated-by-extremists Human Condition-like decisions that folks like us (paper? plastic? cage-free??) couldn't possibly comprehend. But apparently, the media they get to watch doesn't see it that way! In today's …
