​Children of Man Fatally Shot By 9-Year-Old Girl Release Statement

Last month, a 9-year-old girl fatally shot her shooting instructor with a fucking Uzi because apparently the goddamn Delta Force (starring Chuck Norris) is hiring children. The family of the instructor Charles Vacca are obviously still reeling from his death, but they are also incredibly concerned about the… » 9/13/14 4:30pm Saturday 4:30pm

Deranged Psychopaths Kick Squirrel 6,000 Feet Down Into Grand Canyon

It appears that the pastoral splendor of one of nature's more delightful wonders was not enough for two men who visited the Grand Canyon over the weekend. Instead of taking selfies, the men did something much more fun. They kicked a squirrel off the edge and posted videos. Who are these charmers, and can I get a date? » 8/04/14 7:15pm 8/04/14 7:15pm

​Man Arrested For Not Disclosing HIV Positive Status in Online Sex Spree

36-year-old Oklahoma resident Martin Kraham was arrested last Thursday for having sex with several people he met through Craigslist without disclosing his HIV positive status. According to the arrest warrant, Kraham put up 695 posts on the Craigslist personals section over the course of six-and-a-half years. That is… » 8/03/14 2:35pm 8/03/14 2:35pm

​Scammers Now Conning Families of Undocumented Child Migrants


Because the only reasonable thing for the world to do at this point is continue to be awful, the FBI has uncovered two separate fraud schemes that have gone after families of undocumented unaccompanied minors living in the US. Because families who send their children to another country as a refugee to flee violence… » 7/20/14 1:23pm 7/20/14 1:23pm

​Canadian Woman Stops to Save Baby Ducks, Causes Fatal Car Crash

On Friday, Emma Czornobaj was convicted on two counts of criminal negligence causing death and two counts of dangerous driving causing death. Her crime? Stopping her car on the left lane of a highway south of Montreal to help a group of motherless ducklings. This caused 50-year-old motorcyclist Andre Roy to slam into… » 6/22/14 3:54pm 6/22/14 3:54pm

Woman Beat Daughter's Classmate With a Hammer In School Bathroom

A third-grader was violently beaten at an Oakland, California school on Friday. Police state that the attacker, another child's mother, lured the girl into a bathroom and then hit her repeatedly with a hammer. Police also state that this was a targeted attack and that it was the result of a family feud. And as we all… » 6/01/14 5:07pm 6/01/14 5:07pm

PETA Discovers Nonexistent Link Between Dairy and Autism

PETA's scientists have been hard at work creating new and sensational ways to get you to fear meat and dairy. While I agree that a vegan/vegetarian lifestyle is an excellent choice, spreading fear and false information is not the way to gain converts. It's dishonest at best and dangerous at worst. And this ad, which… » 6/01/14 2:36pm 6/01/14 2:36pm

Trans Women Assaulted and Stripped on Train, Passengers Cheer

Well this is just lovely (and by that I mean shockingly common), two transgender women of color were harassed and assaulted by at least two men on Atlanta's MARTA train because, oh hey, they're trans women of color. And the men stripped one of the women naked, because of course they did. » 5/29/14 11:00pm 5/29/14 11:00pm

WePay Cancels Crowdfunding for Adult Performer’s Medical Treatment

When adult entertainer, Eden Alexander developed Steve Johnson’s Syndrome after taking a common antibiotic, she attempted to take matters into her own hands. Steve Johnson’s Syndrome is a excruciatingly painful skin condition, which is very dangerous if left untreated. Unfortunately, according to The Rumpus, doctors… » 5/18/14 4:30pm 5/18/14 4:30pm