Chris Pratt was named the Hasty Pudding 2015 Man of the Year, making him the second Parks and Recreation star this year to be honored by the historic comedy group.

No, you didn't read that wrong: Paris Hilton can spin records right round like, well, records, baby, and now she's got a shiny new award to prove it, after winning French radio station NRJ's "Female Newcomer of the Year."

Pro tip: If you're going to talk about sexism on a Rupert Murdoch-owned network, be sure and bring a curling iron.

Radio personality, New York Times bestselling writer, provocateur. Now, Rush Limbaugh has a new turd jewel to add to his shit crown: award winning children's author. (sound of dishes breaking to denote shock) (sound of car slamming on breaks) (sound of chickens clucking in surprise)

Are you experiencing Award Season Withdrawal? (It's a real thing; I don't care what my stupid doctor says.) Jonesing for another round of guessing who is or isn't going to be a big winner, but sick of seeing all those gosh darned movie stars showing off all their fancy attire? Then do we have something for you—the…

Your boyfriend, Benedict Cumberbatch, had a pretty good week. He won the National Television Award for Best Detective and he did a thing just for you.

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 18: Actors Jared Leto (L) and Sofia Vergara attend the Weinstein Company and Netflix's 2014 SAG after party in partnership with Laura Mercier at Sunset Tower on January 18, 2014 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for The Weinstein Company)

Megan Ellison, the 27-year-old film wunderkind producer (and daughter of Oracle co-founder Larry Ellison), walked away with two Producers Guild of America nominations earlier this week for Her and American Hustle. These awards are considered a good predictor of which films will be nominated for the Oscars. What this…

On Friday, Malala Yousafzai, the 16-year-old Pakistani girl who was shot in the head last October by Taliban militants, was honored as Harvard University’s humanitarian of the year.

Here's the place to talk about the glories, the disgraces, the boring, the super boring, and, perhaps/definitely most importantly, the dresses. Hunker down with a bottle of Beaujolais and your best friend, remote control, and surrender to the magic and the madness of the Primetime Emmy Awards.

Tonight’s Emmy Awards will mark a pivotal moment in TV history, and not just because Neil Patrick Harris plans on just skipping the award ceremony entirely and putting on a one-man tap show. Netflix’s House of Cards will be the first strictly-internet show competing for the best drama Emmy, but, more importantly, if…

Uh, sorry to the dude down the street from me with the House of Cards lawn sign in your yard — my dog totally peed all over Kevin Spacey's smug face.

Singer Madonna presents CNN news anchor Anderson Cooper with the Vito Russo Award at the 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards at the Marriott Marquis on Saturday March 16, 2013 in New York. (Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP)

Sally Field, who gave what is probably the most misquoted Academy Award speeches of all time when she won in 1985 for Places in the Heart ("you like me" is famous phrase from Field's first Oscar-garnering role in Norma Rae), is up for a Best Supporting Actress Oscar. Maybe the Academy will like like her this year.…

Tonight, Hollywood's most glamorous celebrities will assemble for one of the longest-running live-television masturbating marathons of all time: the 85th Academy Awards. Perhaps the most incredible thing about the Academy Awards is how, in spite of the almost commonplace knowledge that the doling out of gold…

It's the Grammys! When famous people get drunk and then collect awards for being pretty, and the musicians who wrote their songs watch on the TV in Sweden. JK, it's a bunch of talented, attractive people hugging it out. And you never know what could happen, remember Adele's Rolling in the Deep performance last year?…

The Screen Actors Guild Awards are starting! Who's watching? Who's wearing what? Who's gonna win? Does anyone even care about the SAG Awards? Some people seem to think it's on par with the People's Choice Awards (lol!) in terms of awards and shows nobody gives a damn about — but others like that it's for actors by…

The British Academy of Film and Television Arts has announced their Rising Star nominees for 2013, and all but one of the nominees is a lady. I need a gif of Hilary from Fresh Prince doing the Running Man or something. Does that exist? My brain says "no way!" but my heart says "yes, please!"

NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 10: Nick Jonas and John Stamos attend the 66th Annual Tony Awards at The Plaza Hotel on June 10, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Ilya S. Savenok/Getty Images)