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    The Future's So Bright

    Beachy Keen

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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Future's So Bright
    In Australia, being 'black' is the highest compliment. It's not just 'tan', it's 'black'.
    I just see skin cancer and bad wrinkles, but that's me, being very, very white, unable to tan.
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Future's So Bright
    Eh, those grapes are probably sour anyway.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Future's So Bright
    (Sniff.) It is cold and rainy here, and I think I am getting a cold. Wah.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/20/09

    @badmutha: I HAVE a cold. And sinus problems. Ugh.
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Future's So Bright
    I see that picture and just think that the woman is a prime candidate for skin cancer. Being in Australia she really should know better as they have been running skin cancer awareness campaigns for years.
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    11/20/09

    @Rare Affinity: Chances are she's a British tourist ;) They are usually the ones walking around Sydney with the darkest shade of lobster red, in their desperation to go home with a tan.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Future's So Bright
    Oooh, so jealous. I miss summer and it isn't even that cold yet.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Future's So Bright
    40 degrees??? oh man, I won't complain about the humidity in this city then.
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    Image of sarasasa sarasasa
    11/20/09

    @Ailatan: At least they're dry. I've been in nearly 40 degree dry weather and it was still better than summer here.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    11/20/09

    @sarasasa: yes, I guess that's the benefit. Today is quite soggy, I hate this kind of weather.
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    Image of Katxyz Katxyz
    11/12/09

    In reply to Beachy Keen
    Hey, I don't want to interrupt y'all's parade or anything, but it's raining sideways here. Maybe you could tone it down a bit? #swimwearparade
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    Image of SarahMC SarahMC
    11/12/09

    In reply to Beachy Keen
    Oh man, I have been nostalgic for Sydney lately and this hurts. #swimwearparade
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    11/12/09

    In reply to Beachy Keen
    As we in the Northern Hemisphere head in to a cold, dark, winter I want to send a hearty "Fuck You" to those in the Southern Hemisphere. I am so jealous. #swimwearparade
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    Image of coconanas coconanas
    11/12/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: Would it make you feel better if I tell you in some parts of Australia it doesn't really even get cold during winter? You can usually still wear t-shirts ... so it's almost like Summer all year round. #swimwearparade
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    Image of sarasasa sarasasa
    11/12/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: As we, the ones living in a city without beaches in the Southern Hemisphere, head in to a suffocating summer and have to continue studying throughout it, I send that "Fuck You" right back. I want either warm blankets or a seashore. This sucks. #swimwearparade
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    11/12/09

    @coconanas: Yes, yes, that makes me feel MUCH better. Would it make you feel better to know that we're supposed to get our first measurable snowfall of the winter tomorrow? #swimwearparade
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    11/12/09

    @sarasasa: You don't have to shovel heat. You don't have to scrape heat off from your windshield. You don't slip and break your ass on heat. Heat doesn't fall from above and go down the back of your coat. To be honest, I've lived in various places that didn't have winter and I missed it. I was fucking nuts. #swimwearparade
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    11/12/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: Just head over to southern California to turn that frown upside down! :) #swimwearparade
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    11/12/09

    @Kitty: Can't swing a trip down to SoCal but I do have a trip to Vegas planned for Feb. to help chase the winter blahs away. No beach, but on the bright side I can drink too much and lose a lot of money. Yeah! #swimwearparade
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    Image of Kitty Kitty
    11/12/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: Sweet! #swimwearparade
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    11/12/09

    In reply to Beachy Keen
    Wahhh. #swimwearparade
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/12/09

    In reply to Beachy Keen
    Oh phew. For a minute I thought it was spring break already. #swimwearparade
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    11/12/09

    In reply to Diaper Ad Coins New Term For Poop Explosions
    I always thought a number three referred to vomit. #poopexplosion
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    11/12/09

    In reply to Diaper Ad Coins New Term For Poop Explosions
    My mom can top all your baby poop explosion stories with her Elderly Nun in Support Hose-and-Wimple Poop Explosion in Sears story. #poopexplosion
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/12/09

    In reply to Diaper Ad Coins New Term For Poop Explosions
    Oh man. I've experienced the fallout of more than a few explosions, and I can say for sure that no diaper is tough enough to withstand such force. I mean really. If something is expelled with so much sudden propulsion that it travels any path it possibly can, nothing, but nothing, is going to hold it in one place. Hence the up-the-back poop-splosion. I don't care if you wrapped the kid in Saran or whatever. That poop is escaping by any means necessary and it is absolutely going to get everywhere. And it'll probably be yellow, too. #poopexplosion
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    Image of Little Time Bomb Little Time Bomb
    11/12/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Get out of my life! #poopexplosion
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    Image of spamanda spamanda
    11/12/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I've found cloth diapers to be AMAZING when it comes to containing poo explosions. Seriously, AMAZING. Something about the "real" elastic works much better than anything else. #poopexplosion
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    11/12/09

    In reply to Diaper Ad Coins New Term For Poop Explosions
    A co-worker confessed that she keeps a pair of scissors in her child's dresser for when she has to just cut the clothing off of her and throw it away. Her kid has digestive issues. #poopexplosion
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