The same week it's been reported that Madonna's net worth is about $1 billion bones, someone's dug up one of Madge's eight siblings, Anthony Ciconne, a homeless alcoholic who's been living on the streets of Traverse City, Michigan for the last three years and basically drinking himself to death.

For some weird reason Donald Trump made an appearance on last night's episode of Audrina during which he was supposed to meet with the career reality star for a "business"proposition. Instead, he kissed her on the cheek and spoke endlessly about how beautiful she is. He made half-hearted proposals for her to appear…

How ridiculous is it that Audrina got her own reality show? While she can be credited with introducing the world to JustinBobby on The Hills (but if we want to be realistic about it, he could very well have been cast, considering how contrived that entire show was), Audrina is as boring as her eyes are expressionless.

When you see an event called "OK! Magazine Toasts Hollywood's Sexiest Singles" maybe you should expect the worst. You'd get it.

[International Polo Club, Palm Beach, Florida, March 5. Image via INFDaily.]

So often, we see celebrities and models digitally slimmed for ad campaigns. But in Audrina's Bongo ads, it appears as though her slim physique was made slightly softer and less bony. A woman just can't "win."

Today in Tweet Beat, nobody is fond of Carl Paladino after his derisive comments about gays. Plus, Teresa Giudice bought a new shirt.

[London, July 27: Remember when she used to ride on the back of Justin-Bobby's bike? Those were the days. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Spencer Pratt wasn't invited to last night's Hills finale event at The Roosevelt Hotel, so he attempted to sneak in by wearing a fat suit and old man makeup. His costume, JustinBobby, Kelly Cutrone and more after the jump.

Today in Tweet Beat, Courtney Love is saying a lot of stuff, but very little of it makes sense. Also, David Lynch shares his plans for the weekend.