Shocking New Study Finds People Remember Uggos, Forget ‘Pretty’ People

In a study that just seems tailor made for the Daily Mail, researchers have made a STARTLING and GROUNDBREAKING discovery about attractiveness: it certainly helps to be conventionally attractive so that you can blend into the vast sea of symmetrical(ish) human faces and be a productive, prosperous, non-hideous member… »2/09/14 1:30pm2/09/14 1:30pm

Going Under The Knife Might Make You Look Younger, But Not Hotter

If you were in the market for a facelift in order to catch the eye of cuties at some Da Club or another, cancel your Troy/McNamara appointment. A new study that asked a group of people to evaluate plastic surgery patients before or after their procedures shows that while they're generally thought to look around three… »8/03/13 2:30pm8/03/13 2:30pm

Super Hot Women More Likely to Have Super Painful Endometriosis

Italian scientists have announced that they've discovered a positive correlation between women being remarkably good looking and the likelihood that she'll have one of the worst kinds of lady pain. Leave it to the home of Silvio "Bunga Bunga" Berlusconi to commission a study that tracks the relationship between a… »9/21/12 4:50pm9/21/12 4:50pm

In What Universe Is Christina Hendricks' Body an 'Imperfection'?

An article called "Stars Who Embrace Their Imperfections — Not Your Average Hollywood Lookers" is obviously going to be idiotic because, Jesus Christ, "perfect" is hardly even a real thing. I know, I know — symmetry and proportions and blah blah blah, but when it comes to real life and real attraction, all of that… »9/20/12 6:45pm9/20/12 6:45pm

You Won't Become an Unattractive, Crumpled Woman-Husk Until After You Turn 32

I don't know about you, but I celebrate each birthday by putting a lip gloss, a tampon, an eyelash curler and a push-up bra in a tiny little canoe. I then put the canoe in a body of water, set it afloat and light it on fire as a small Viking funeral for my one-year-younger, prettier self, as a single tear rolls down… »7/25/12 10:00am7/25/12 10:00am

News Shows Prefer to Interview the Prettiest Politicians

If you're a member of Congress hoping to get more TV exposure, a new study provides a handy guide on what you'll need to do. Spouting crazy soundbites about making poor children get jobs and Obama trying to kill everyone's grandma is a good start. It also doesn't hurt to be black, male, or from a larger state.… »1/06/12 11:10am1/06/12 11:10am

Fat Daters Compensate For Unattractiveness With Grad School, Money

Bad news, fatties. A new study from the Department of Making You Feel Bad has just released results of a new study that found that people with marriage on their mind don't want to date you. But there's a glimmer of good news among the bad: you can overcome your unlovable-ness by earning more money or going to school… »10/10/11 11:55am10/10/11 11:55am

With Racist Article, Crap Evolutionary Psychologist Sets New Record For Awfulness

We've already dubbed Satoshi Kanazawa a "crap evolutionary psychologist." But somehow, he's found a way to be even crappier. His thoughts on why "black women are significantly less physically attractive than women of other races" have forced us to create a graphical representation of his awfulness. »5/16/11 6:08pm5/16/11 6:08pm