In a study that just seems tailor made for the Daily Mail, researchers have made a STARTLING and GROUNDBREAKING discovery about attractiveness: it certainly helps to be conventionally attractive so that you can blend into the vast sea of symmetrical(ish) human faces and be a productive, prosperous, non-hideous member… » 2/09/14 1:30pm 2/09/14 1:30pm

More importantly, you're probably also having a better time, and that's what really matters. But, you know, back to the looking attractive to other people thing because that's what's really most important. » 10/30/13 10:20am 10/30/13 10:20am

If you were in the market for a facelift in order to catch the eye of cuties at some Da Club or another, cancel your Troy/McNamara appointment. A new study that asked a group of people to evaluate plastic surgery patients before or after their procedures shows that while they're generally thought to look around three… » 8/03/13 2:30pm 8/03/13 2:30pm

Apparently we needed another survey to tell us that attractive people are treated better? » 7/01/13 10:00am 7/01/13 10:00am

We're all a bunch of Judge Mableans when it comes to sizing up possible partners, says an online survey of 5,481 singles ages 21 and older. » 2/05/13 2:15pm 2/05/13 2:15pm

Are you really, really ridiculously good-looking? THOT SO. » 11/03/12 1:30pm 11/03/12 1:30pm

Italian scientists have announced that they've discovered a positive correlation between women being remarkably good looking and the likelihood that she'll have one of the worst kinds of lady pain. Leave it to the home of Silvio "Bunga Bunga" Berlusconi to commission a study that tracks the relationship between a… » 9/21/12 4:50pm 9/21/12 4:50pm

An article called "Stars Who Embrace Their Imperfections — Not Your Average Hollywood Lookers" is obviously going to be idiotic because, Jesus Christ, "perfect" is hardly even a real thing. I know, I know — symmetry and proportions and blah blah blah, but when it comes to real life and real attraction, all of that… » 9/20/12 6:45pm 9/20/12 6:45pm

I don't know about you, but I celebrate each birthday by putting a lip gloss, a tampon, an eyelash curler and a push-up bra in a tiny little canoe. I then put the canoe in a body of water, set it afloat and light it on fire as a small Viking funeral for my one-year-younger, prettier self, as a single tear rolls down… » 7/25/12 10:00am 7/25/12 10:00am

If you're a member of Congress hoping to get more TV exposure, a new study provides a handy guide on what you'll need to do. Spouting crazy soundbites about making poor children get jobs and Obama trying to kill everyone's grandma is a good start. It also doesn't hurt to be black, male, or from a larger state.… » 1/06/12 11:10am 1/06/12 11:10am

Everyone already knows that women are back-stabbing bitches who are eager to cut another lady down, especially if that lady is sexy. And now, there's scientific proof. » 11/23/11 10:00am 11/23/11 10:00am

Today in research that confirms what you suspected in junior high school: hot people are meaner than average-looking folks. Also, mean people make more money. » 8/15/11 5:40pm 8/15/11 5:40pm

The concept of one's "league" — that is, a fixed category of people one is attractive enough to date — is firmly entrenched in pop culture and in many of our psyches. Here's why it's bullshit. » 7/18/11 5:30pm 7/18/11 5:30pm

A new study purports to show that promiscuous dudes and friendly ladies are the best judges of their own attractiveness. But the research raises a lot of questions. » 6/01/11 1:45pm 6/01/11 1:45pm

In a new study, women found happy, smiling men less attractive than those who appear proud or ashamed. Guys, on the other hand, are not so into proud ladies. » 5/24/11 9:50am 5/24/11 9:50am

In addition to naming her, French media outlets are now revealing a variety of personal details about Dominique Strauss-Kahn's accuser — and evaluating her attractiveness. » 5/18/11 3:35pm 5/18/11 3:35pm