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Ex-Owl City Musician Charged with Criminal Sexual Contact with Teen Fan

Daniel Jorgensen, formerly a touring member with the Christian electronica act Owl City, has been charged with criminal sexual contact and child luring. Jorgensen is accused of having sexual contact with a 14-year-old fan on a beach in Atlantic City in 2013, as well as attempting to lure the girl to his hotel room.… » 8/05/15 4:35pm 8/05/15 4:35pm

Really Important Debate: Does Barack Obama Bowling Like A Fag Mean He Is One?

Americans! We are not exactly not known for excess! But on this, the first of April, perhaps it is time to start a national IM dialogue on whether we have finally somewhat overdosed on the absurdity! For instance, the government is supposed to spend $1.6 trillion on weapons with names borrowed from the Twilight Zone » 4/01/08 10:00am 4/01/08 10:00am

Britney Is Sober; Pentagon, Democrats And Eyesore Casino Town Scramble To Fill National Embarrassment Void

Britney Spears passed a drug test, making her officially temporarily boring, an occasion TMZ today marked by posting in one of its nineteen required daily Brit posts the sentence "Blah blah, phone, gum, paps, blah, ding dang, blah, fans, cops, escort, blah y'all." (Blahblah = the new Dada! Or something.) Anyway, fear… » 10/09/07 11:34pm 10/09/07 11:34pm