Me and Robert De Niro share the same bday. This has given me no small amount of happiness, and is in fact one of the personal items I list on my resume. I didn't say it was effective.
@SomeAuthorGirl: My favorite Virgo response is "In this world, you need a little crazy to be sane. Therefore, as for stupid, perhaps I'm not the problem here."
(Plus, we have Jeremy Lyons. And the King of Pop.)
Relax, Virgo! You aren't crazy or stupid. You just jump to conclusions and have tizzies over things that can easily be broken down and made sense of.
How do you know me so well? Are you some sort of devil-prognosticator? (Also, Amy Poehler= reason #4989845985 Virgo is rad. Beyonce and Ani DiFranco are #4989845984 and #2, respectively.)
How dare you say Kate Winslet and I are shallow?! You're just jealous because we look good in skinny jeans but you get tingling thigh syndrome. Now excuse me as I have to brush my hair and think about lipgloss.
It is true, I am a two-faced bitch on occasion and I don't know if I'm coming or going. On the flipside I can be sweet as pie and very loyal. But I've never stolen anyone's boyfriend!!!
@Lymed: Ugh. I'm sorry. Actually, my bday is crackalackin'. Steven Spielberg, Brad Pitt, Katie Holmes, Christina Aguilera... so at least there is some good to balance out the TyTy in December.
And then.... there's always Baby Jesus. (Lucky Capricorns!)
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Could be worse. At least I am in good Virgo company.
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(Plus, we have Jeremy Lyons. And the King of Pop.)
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WE HAVE BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY, TOO, you know.
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How do you know me so well? Are you some sort of devil-prognosticator? (Also, Amy Poehler= reason #4989845985 Virgo is rad. Beyonce and Ani DiFranco are #4989845984 and #2, respectively.)
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More upsetting: finding out Tyra Banks is a Sag, too.
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And then.... there's always Baby Jesus. (Lucky Capricorns!)
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Captain von Trapp: Because you are the most important!