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    Image of sybann sybann
    08/23/09

    In reply to Let's Gaze Into The Future With Your Very Own Jezebel Horoscope
    Someone please PM me the name of the painter! I can't remember his name - he has 3 of them!
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    08/23/09

    @sybann: PMed. John William Waterhouse in case anyone else is interested:-)
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    08/24/09

    @tourist19: Apparently I am not the only one who lurvs him stoopid... Hee. Thanks so much on behalf of all of us.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    08/23/09

    In reply to Let's Gaze Into The Future With Your Very Own Jezebel Horoscope
    Me and Robert De Niro share the same bday. This has given me no small amount of happiness, and is in fact one of the personal items I list on my resume. I didn't say it was effective.
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    Image of BlueMorpho BlueMorpho
    08/23/09

    In reply to Let's Gaze Into The Future With Your Very Own Jezebel Horoscope
    I can so glue leaves back on trees. I just need a lot of glue. And 6,500 extra hands.
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    Image of HuckleberryFriend HuckleberryFriend
    08/23/09

    In reply to Let's Gaze Into The Future With Your Very Own Jezebel Horoscope
    I think Zooey might be the only thing us Capricorns have going for us. That and maybe book collections.
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    08/23/09

    In reply to Let's Gaze Into The Future With Your Very Own Jezebel Horoscope
    Mine is dead wrong. I am often asked if I'm crazy or stupid - it's both, not neither!

    Could be worse. At least I am in good Virgo company.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    08/23/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: My favorite Virgo response is "In this world, you need a little crazy to be sane. Therefore, as for stupid, perhaps I'm not the problem here."

    (Plus, we have Jeremy Lyons. And the King of Pop.)
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    Image of karmasutra är svensk karmasutra är svensk
    08/23/09

    In reply to Let's Gaze Into The Future With Your Very Own Jezebel Horoscope
    Thanks for giving us Tyra.

    WE HAVE BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY, TOO, you know.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    08/23/09

    In reply to Let's Gaze Into The Future With Your Very Own Jezebel Horoscope
    Leo: You're a lion, so don't be surprised if you find yourself surrounded by the carcasses of gazelles this summer.
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    08/23/09

    In reply to Let's Gaze Into The Future With Your Very Own Jezebel Horoscope
    I Am like a Black Bean Burger; giving people indigestion and sending them off to the bathroom for hours
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    08/23/09

    In reply to Let's Gaze Into The Future With Your Very Own Jezebel Horoscope
    Relax, Virgo! You aren't crazy or stupid. You just jump to conclusions and have tizzies over things that can easily be broken down and made sense of.

    How do you know me so well? Are you some sort of devil-prognosticator? (Also, Amy Poehler= reason #4989845985 Virgo is rad. Beyonce and Ani DiFranco are #4989845984 and #2, respectively.)
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    08/23/09

    @Ipomoea is a joyful girl: They're not funny what do they mean there's no analysis so we can't possiblyunderstandhowridiculou...!!!
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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    08/23/09

    @Ipomoea is a joyful girl: Also? Tori Amos, Meshell Ndegeocello, Fiona Apple and Sean Connery. Oh and me. Virgos are full of the awesome.
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    08/23/09

    In reply to Let's Gaze Into The Future With Your Very Own Jezebel Horoscope
    But...I ALWAYS show the love of jewels and candies. It's what makes me such an awesome Leo.
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    08/23/09

    @Mafalda para Presidente: September is NOT going to be a good month for this Leo, who has no job with which to typically opulate.
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    Image of prettycool prettycool
    08/23/09

    In reply to Let's Gaze Into The Future With Your Very Own Jezebel Horoscope
    How dare you say Kate Winslet and I are shallow?! You're just jealous because we look good in skinny jeans but you get tingling thigh syndrome. Now excuse me as I have to brush my hair and think about lipgloss.
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    08/23/09

    In reply to Let's Gaze Into The Future With Your Very Own Jezebel Horoscope
    It is true, I am a two-faced bitch on occasion and I don't know if I'm coming or going. On the flipside I can be sweet as pie and very loyal. But I've never stolen anyone's boyfriend!!!
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    08/23/09

    In reply to Let's Gaze Into The Future With Your Very Own Jezebel Horoscope
    December 4: Lymed, Tyra, Marisa Tomei and Franco.
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    08/23/09

    @Lymed: But can you crysmile with your eyes upon hearing the news?
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    08/23/09

    In reply to Let's Gaze Into The Future With Your Very Own Jezebel Horoscope
    Mine is spot on and yet nothing new. Some asshat always tries to shit on my parade.

    More upsetting: finding out Tyra Banks is a Sag, too.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    08/23/09

    @WaltzingMatilda: Try finding out Tyra shares your birthday. At least she missed the exact date by being born a year before me.
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    08/23/09

    @Lymed: Ugh. I'm sorry. Actually, my bday is crackalackin'. Steven Spielberg, Brad Pitt, Katie Holmes, Christina Aguilera... so at least there is some good to balance out the TyTy in December.

    And then.... there's always Baby Jesus. (Lucky Capricorns!)
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    Image of HuggaWugga HuggaWugga
    08/23/09

    @WaltzingMatilda: And let's not forget Kenneth Branagh and Emily Dickinson. Shakespearean actors and awesome spinster poets for the win!
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    08/23/09

    In reply to Let's Gaze Into The Future With Your Very Own Jezebel Horoscope
    Pisces: Why am I always last?
    Captain von Trapp: Because you are the most important!
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