People who diligently follow their horoscopes may claim that it's all just good fun. But on closer examination, this claim falls flat. Here's why astrology is potentially damaging to our understanding of science, relationships — and even our place in the universe itself. » 6/25/14 3:19pm 6/25/14 3:19pm

Bad news: Mercury has just gone retrograde at this exact moment, so everything will go wrong from now until February 28. Famed astrologist Susan Miller says not to worry: "There will be countless delays, cancellations and postponements — but know these will benefit you in the long run." Plus side: you now have a… » 2/06/14 4:46pm 2/06/14 4:46pm

When a national news outlet like USA Today runs an article about what the country's "seers" are predicting for 2014, it makes one realize how small the distance is between our modern world and a world in which a haruspex in a funny hat would cut open a sheep in front of an anxious crowd, puzzle over the liver, and say… » 1/01/14 2:00pm 1/01/14 2:00pm

Mind-blowing theory alert: Susan Miller, astrologist to the stars, knew today's government shutdown was imminent. » 10/01/13 3:30pm 10/01/13 3:30pm

I showed up over an hour late to a doctor's appointment yesterday because I fucked up my Google Calendar alert — it pinged while I was working from home in a Pippin The Musical T-shirt with coconut oil on my split ends. But the most frustrating aspect of the screw-up was that I couldn't chalk it up to the planet… » 6/26/13 3:30pm 6/26/13 3:30pm

The fashion industry is obsessed with astrologist-to-the-fashionistas Susan Miller, according to New York Magazine, which calls her an "elite astrologer," and many of my friends, who have been gushing about her star charts for ages. What's it all about? » 2/13/13 4:45pm 2/13/13 4:45pm

Etsy isn't the only internet marketplace banning the sale of borderline-disturbing esoterica — eBay, the place where my best friend in eighth grade was able to buy a taser for fifteen American dollars, has announced in its 2012 Fall Seller Update that it will ban the sale of all magic potions, spells and enchantments,… » 8/15/12 9:15pm 8/15/12 9:15pm

Vampires may be immortal, but in Hollywood, forever is not long at all. And, according to their zodiac signs, long-term true love was never going to happen for Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. As of right now, she's apologized for her indiscretion, but Rob's moved out. We ask the cosmos: Will K-Stew and R-Patz… » 8/03/12 6:00pm 8/03/12 6:00pm

No, our astrological signs aren't actually changing, but what would happen if they did? Information is Beautiful analyzed 22,000 horoscopes and found we're in for lots of living and feeling either way. [Via Gizmodo] » 1/19/11 6:31pm 1/19/11 6:31pm

Tonight, for the first time since 1378, a total lunar eclipse of a full moon falls on the winter solstice. OMFGWTFBBQ! What does it mean? » 12/20/10 6:50pm 12/20/10 6:50pm

British Vogue has just published one of the most beautiful — and original — fashion editorials in ages. It's all about the signs of the zodiac, and it is downright dreamy. » 12/01/10 5:40pm 12/01/10 5:40pm

Now that Prince William and Kate Middleton are officially engaged, noted astrologer Susan Miller has weighed in on the royal romance via Twitter. Good news! And, um, bad news. » 11/18/10 6:45pm 11/18/10 6:45pm

Apparently, it is (though not for too much longer). And apparently, that's supposed to explain a lot. But what, exactly, does it mean? And should it carry more or less weight than any astrological happening? » 9/08/10 2:34pm 9/08/10 2:34pm

A new poll shows more than 20% of Americans believe in witches — but we can't judge, because we believe in some weird shit too. » 8/20/10 2:22pm 8/20/10 2:22pm