Diet Pepsi recently announced that it would be removing the aspartame from its formula and replacing it with sucralose. As a connoisseur of both artificial sweeteners among many others, I reject this notion. Aspartame is great. I love aspartame.
Pepsi announced several weeks ago that they’ll be stripping the aspartame from Diet Pepsi. However, they’re gonna keep selling the old formula online. For those of you who just can’t get enough of that weird chemical taste, yum yum!
Here’s the thing about nature: It will fuck up your shit.
After several decades and millions addicted, it seems that diet soda is losing its fizzy hold on people's minds, as sales fell 6.8% this year.
If you're one of those people who loves Diet Pepsi because of the smooth, unadulterated taste of pure aspartame, I've got some bad news for you. Consider your shit adulterated. The Pepsi corporation will now be sweetening its weird brown water substitute with a combination of aspartame and delicious acesulfame…
Diet Coke turns 30 this year, and despite health concerns and an rocky advertising trajectory (remember Paula Abdul dancing with dead celebrities?), the Thank-God-It's-Not-Sugar-But-Hopefully-Aspartame-Won't-Kill-You beverage is doing better than ever. Diet Coke has held the title of second most popular soda in the…
