Celebrities in Cannes have been spending the past week partying on yachts and attending glamorous film premieres. Thus, their fashion crimes deserve no clemency.
Today in Tweet Beat, the infamous Long Island Lolita has bowed out of the adult entertainment industry with the help of Dr. Drew. Plus, take a look at Jonah Hill's child glamor shots.
A lot of entertainers made the trek to Berlin - Beyonce, Shakira, Lil Kim, Juliette Lewis, Katy Perry and, obviously, the Hoff - because, apparently, you can wear the most ludicrous of getups and no one cares.
When alleged former West Virginian truck stop hustler/HIV positive transgender male writer JTLeroy was discovered to be a hoax, the fictional construct of a San Francisco scribe named Laura Albert, I was torn about it. I had read all of Leroy's books, and on one hand I half-admired Albert for conning a bunch of…