Watch Mila and Ashton Joke About Being Them on Two and a Half Men

Ashton Kutcher's television program Two and a Half Men was extra-special Thursday night: Kutcher was joined by his fiancée/the mother of his unborn child Mila Kunis, who was a guest star on the show. Kunis played a free spirit who spends her life hiking and, one night, hikes right into Kutcher's character Walden's life. … » 4/11/14 4:00pm 4/11/14 4:00pm

DMX May Not Lay The Smackdown on George Zimmerman After All

There was absolutely nothing good about the announcement that certified awful person George Zimmerman (no celebrity bold for you!) would appear on an episode of Celebrity Boxing to square off against rapper DMX (on what would have been Trayvon Martin's 19th birthday, no less). This news was actually so not good that… » 2/08/14 12:15pm 2/08/14 12:15pm

This Week in Tabloids: Channing Tatum Put on Some Baby Weight

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your foray into the dangerous wilderness of the celebrity tabloids. Every week, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand for the new issues of In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Star and Us, and together we forage for "news." This week: Justin Theroux is pulling old bedpans out of the trash to… » 12/18/13 4:30pm 12/18/13 4:30pm

Morrissey Slams Obama and U.S. Thanksgiving; Calls It "Thankskilling"

Did you enjoy your Thanksgiving dinner yesterday? Well, one celeb is not happy about it. Singer Morrissey took to his blog True To Self yesterday to decry the American tradition, in a blog post titled "Thankskilling." The former lead singer of The Smiths took particular aim at President Barack Obama, and the annual… » 11/29/13 10:00am 11/29/13 10:00am

Chris Pratt Says He's a 'Very Much Naked Person,' Used to Be a Stripper

OhgodIloveChrisPrattsomuch. Chris Praaaaaaaaaaatt!! Chris Praaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Today in IloveChrisPratt, Chris Pratt reveals that he's always "a very much naked person," and kind of maybe worked as a stripper when he was 18. He wasn't very good at the dancing part, but he had the naked part DOWN. » 11/06/13 8:00pm 11/06/13 8:00pm

Emmys Tribute to Cory Monteith Angers Jack Klugman's Family

Many viewers were outraged that the passing of TV legend Jack Klugman — who played Oscar Madison on The Odd Couple — got very little airtime in the Emmy tribute that included a long memoriam to Cory Monteith. Klugman's son Adam told the AP: "It’s an insult and it really seems typical of this youth-centric culture that… » 9/23/13 9:00am 9/23/13 9:00am

Uh, Angelina Jolie Skipped Her Aunt's Funeral For Brad Pitt's Premiere

For the first time since revealing her preventative double mastectomy to The New York Times, Angelina Jolie hit the red carpet with Maddox, Pax, and her really obscure commonlaw partner Brad Pitt at the premiere of his film World War Z, which I keep confusing with Z For Zachariah because because. She told the press:… » 6/03/13 9:00am 6/03/13 9:00am

Kate Middleton's Taking Cooking Lessons From Her Own Mrs. Patmore

Over at Twerblyderp Palace, Kate Middleton is taking lessons in Italian cooking from her and Prince William's new housekeeper Antonella Fresolone, known for her "homemade bread" and "delicious pasta." Never forget that Kate's a Topshop-wearing commoner like the rest of us! But this is pretty legit, actually, considering… » 5/21/13 9:00am 5/21/13 9:00am

Whoa: Angelina Jolie Is Also Having Her Ovaries Removed

In addition to the double mastectomy that Angelina Jolie underwent in February, we learned in her New York Times op-ed, she also plans on having an oophorectomy — ovary removal surgery, a procedure recommended for high-risk women before the age of 40. Without this, her BRCA1 gene still places her risk of ovarian cancer … » 5/15/13 9:00am 5/15/13 9:00am

Catherine Zeta-Jones Is Back in the Hospital for Bipolar Disorder

Catherine Zeta-Jones has once again checked herself into an inpatient facility to be treated for bipolar II disorder. She'd completed a Connecticut hospital stint for the same reason in 2011. Her rep confirms: "Catherine has proactively checked into a health care facility. Previously Catherine has said that she is… » 4/30/13 9:00am 4/30/13 9:00am

Half-Man Angus T. Jones Is Not Returning to Two and a Half Men

It's true, nothing gold can stay, and by "gold" I mean "Two and a Half Men, the worst CBS show you're not watching." While Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer have resigned their contracts for a third season (Kutcher at a $700,000-per-episode payout; Cryer at, I don't know, a gum wrapper and a damp Nickelback ticket stub?), Angus … » 4/27/13 11:30am 4/27/13 11:30am