Welcome to Midweek Madness, where, after THINKING the new magazine shop would be just FINE, finally decide to GIVE UP ON THEM after they decide to NOT STOCK THE TABLOIDS until a VERY LATE HOUR, forcing us to travel SORT OF FAR via an UNRELIABLE TRAIN to the BEST MAGAZINE SHOP IN NEW YORK CITY, whose employees have…
Hello loyal Shade Court readers, I have some news that you probably will not like, but I believe will make us all stronger in the long run. I, Judge Brown, she who presides nobly over the high court of Shade, am retiring. This will be my last Shade Court post for the foreseeable future. Anything can change—perhaps…
Great news! After “six years and more than $65 million invested,” the hands-down best show on television has returned to bless me with its soothing delusions of American exceptionalism—and this time, it features Ashton Kutcher.
In today’s Tweet Beat, Ashton Kutcher is jealous of Kevin Hart, Vanessa Hudgens is fine and I don’t say this often, but I cosign everything Azealia Banks says.
Bennifer 2.0 celebrated their Independence Day together in the Abaco Islands this weekend. The couple arrived (separately) just days before announcing their divorce, and spent their time together having “serious” and “somber” conversations - often “just [staring] off into space.”
The sweet, sweet romance of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher — a love that survived episode after torturous episode of That 70s Show—might finally be official under the eyes of the state and god. Somebody says that the couple is getting married this weekend at the private home of Guy Oseary, a venture capitalist who is…
In today’s Tweet Beat, back off Ashton’s baby, Yoko Ono continues an amazing streak and John Mayer is maybe super high.
In today’s Tweet Beat Anna Faris and Chris Pratt continue their adorable streak, Amy Schumer and Tracee Ellis Ross look great together and Ashton Kutcher gets philosophical.
Why did Ariana Grande and Big Sean break up? The lamestream media has two theories, but either way you spin it, it has something to do with Justin Bieber.
Gwyneth Paltrow, the broad who once said, “I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup,” is doing the #FoodBankNYCChallenge. For seven days, Our Lady of GOOP will attempt to eat on a SNAP (Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program) budget of $29 a week.
Can you believe it’s been over a full year since Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin consciously uncoupled? And as a wise woman once sang, “Time makes you bolder, even children get older/ so why not celebrate your breakup anniversary by traveling to Mexico on a vacation with your ex and kids?”
Oh, no, fellas! Yet another one of those gals from the pictures is talking about equal pay and this time it's Cate Blanchett! Get on the horn and call up the big boss from MGM because someone's gotta shut this down tout suite!
New father and tech guru Ashton Kutcher has somewhat taken on a new cause: Advocating for changing stations in men's restrooms.
It's the end of an era: Abercrombie & Fitch, a brand once so tight with abs they were like peanut butter and jelly (which you can't eat if you want Abercrombie abs), has put its clothes back on.
Until last night, I had never watched an entire episode of Two and a Half Men. Its absence in my life wasn't an accident, but a carefully planned situation. I had purposefully changed the channel every time it had come on, a move I've only made for one other show (Everybody Loves Raymond). Just those brief glances…
"When you have no choice? How do you Choose?"
Amanda Bynes has landed in New York City and is once again acting particularly Bynesian.
Mila Kunis gave birth to her first child with Ashton Kutcher on Tuesday night.
Oh, GUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH. Chuck Lorre has announced that Two and a Half Men's heterosexual main characters, played by Ashton Kutcher and John Cryer, will wed each other in a "hilarious" sham marriage so that Kutcher's stupid character can finally adopt the baby he's always wanted.