This Week In Tabloids: Closer Is the Most Important Magazine on Newsstands Right Now

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where, after THINKING the new magazine shop would be just FINE, finally decide to GIVE UP ON THEM after they decide to NOT STOCK THE TABLOIDS until a VERY LATE HOUR, forcing us to travel SORT OF FAR via an UNRELIABLE TRAIN to the BEST MAGAZINE SHOP IN NEW YORK CITY, whose employees have… »10/21/15 3:15pm10/21/15 3:15pm


Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Are Maybe Getting Married This Weekend 

The sweet, sweet romance of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher — a love that survived episode after torturous episode of That 70s Show—might finally be official under the eyes of the state and god. Somebody says that the couple is getting married this weekend at the private home of Guy Oseary, a venture capitalist who is… »7/04/15 10:35am7/04/15 10:35am

Gwyn & Chris Celebrate 1-Year Conscious Uncoupling Anniversary in Mexico

Can you believe it’s been over a full year since Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin consciously uncoupled? And as a wise woman once sang, “Time makes you bolder, even children get older/ so why not celebrate your breakup anniversary by traveling to Mexico on a vacation with your ex and kids?” »4/02/15 10:30am4/02/15 10:30am

What I Learned Watching the Last Episode Ever of Two and a Half Men

Until last night, I had never watched an entire episode of Two and a Half Men. Its absence in my life wasn't an accident, but a carefully planned situation. I had purposefully changed the channel every time it had come on, a move I've only made for one other show (Everybody Loves Raymond). Just those brief glances… »2/20/15 11:45am2/20/15 11:45am