When we last left The Bachelor, Kelsey was lying prone on the floor, suffering from either a real or fake panic attack. As Monday night's episode progressed, her hubris grew, but her luck did not.

Fans of hot guys everywhere gave Ashley Olsen a gentle nod of appreciation when she threw Justin Bartha back into the dating pool, but it looks like we might have to retract said nod with reports she's now reeled in Jason Sudeikis. The pair were spotted with their arms around each other at the Tower Heist premiere…

The fun didn't stop on the red carpet! And by "fun" I mean stars in grotesque outfits. At the Weinstein Co. and Warner Bros./InStyle GG parties, the sartorial awfulness didn't stop until the break of dawn.

If you live long enough, you see everything. And last night, the Olsen twins — Mary-Kate and Ashley both — showed up to the CFDA Awards looking gorgeous. Like, gorgeous gorgeous. We have nary a "homeless man-style" nor "eat a sandwich!" joke in us upon seeing these photos of the girls in their own designs (MK, in…