Bumbling TSA Agent Accidentally Spills Grandpa's Ashes All Over Airport…

At this point, it's beginning to seem like the TSA needs to create a new agency—the Dignity Protection Administration—whose sole job is just to stand next to TSA agents and make sure they don't do anything dumb. One thing that the DPA could do, for instance, is prevent TSA agents from opening jars containing people's… » 6/27/12 9:30am 6/27/12 9:30am

Now You Can Hunt With Your Dead Relatives

If you love guns and also happen to be looking for a way to send off a recently deceased loved one, a company called Holy Smoke has just the thing! For a mere $850, they will pack one pound of your dead family member's ashes into 250 shotgun shells. Then you can use these bullets to hunt with, and somehow this will… » 10/02/11 12:45pm 10/02/11 12:45pm

Teen Thieves Snort Man's Ashes

Five teenage burglars stole the ashes of a man and two dogs and then snorted them, thinking they were cocaine. Because people totally keep coke in urns on their mantel, duh. » 1/19/11 4:31pm 1/19/11 4:31pm

The water-based rides at theme parks have always scared the bejesus out of us, and this only confirms our fears: Disneyland, it seems, is having a big problem preventing people from scattering their loved ones' cremated remains around their favorite rides. [ABC 7 News] » 11/16/07 10:45am 11/16/07 10:45am