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    Cat Fight

    HAPPY CAPSLOCK DAY • Granny Pickpocket "Terrorist" Arrested 73 Times

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    03/18/09

    In reply to Cat Fight
    And I quote: "Holy catfight, what didya do now?"
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    03/18/09

    @brains.in.disguise: bethenny's a girl for all seasons with a quote for all occasions
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    Image of LadyI LadyI
    03/18/09

    In reply to Cat Fight
    I just want them to get married so she can be Kenley penley!
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    Image of SunburnedCounsel SunburnedCounsel
    03/18/09

    @LadyI: you want him to marry his batterer?
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    Image of stealthird stealthird
    03/18/09

    In reply to Cat Fight
    That is now way to treat a laptop. Cats totally enjoy being thrown at people, though.
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    03/18/09

    In reply to Cat Fight
    All I can think of is that poor, poor cat. How could he make Kenley so mad that she was forced to propel this feline in the air. Poor pussy.
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    03/18/09

    @trulymadlyme: He might of have it coming, but what did the cat do to her?
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    Image of frugal frugal
    03/18/09

    In reply to Cat Fight
    That ex really knows what he's doing, I would think the cops would just laugh and tell them all to calm down - as so many domestic disturbances are handled. I guess if your a cat attacked, sony clubbed, william told damp overture, it is bars for your Kenley.
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    03/18/09

    @frugal: What does this comment mean? I have read it ten times and I only just noticed that it's in English.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    03/18/09

    @Khrushchev: I think cat-attacked, sony-clubbed, wiliiam tell overture (apples?). I mean, I still don't know the theory behind the comment...
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    03/18/09

    @Khrushchev: I've been working on it, and have almost got it sorted:


    The ex knows what he's doing because she got arrested, and the charge wasn't laughed off like so many domestic violence cases.


    The rest is a litany of almost-puns on the weapons of choice: cat, laptop ("sony clubbed"), water and apple ("damp 'William Told' Overture").


    That said, I don't get it.


    Also: clearly, I'm just following you around the comments today.

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    Image of BellaTricks BellaTricks
    03/18/09

    @Grim Reaper of the Forest: I think that "damp" is a nod to the water.
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    03/18/09

    @GeorgeFayne: Holy shit, this is an amazing translation. Thank you. And please follow me everywhere.
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    03/18/09

    @Khrushchev: I'm fluent in crazy. It comes from working with scientists.
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    03/18/09

    In reply to Cat Fight
    Okay, I hate TMZ with a fiery passion, but "'Runway' Star Jailed for Cat-astrophic Assault" is a pretty funny headline.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    03/18/09

    In reply to Cat Fight
    For a minute when I first saw this, I was sure someone had attacked a cat and was ready to go off. But just a male person? Oh, not a big deal.


    I am currently seeking a good therapist.

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    03/18/09

    @lalaland13: Also, throwing the cat was not cool, but I'm assuming the cat is OK, just a bit pissed. Understandably.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    03/18/09

    In reply to Cat Fight
    Apples would definitely hurt. She's a few short of a barrel, for sure.
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    03/18/09

    In reply to Cat Fight
    Wow. Jezebel, is this a pop quiz? If so, I'm going to have to go with condemn. Hitting = wrong. Yep. Condemn is my final answer.
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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    03/18/09

    @trulymadlyme: Sadie gave us the lecture earlier about not hitting men, and this is the test! Yep, I definitely will have to go with condemn. We should get Jezzie points or something for being right.


    And throwing kitties is kitty abuse! Can I have extra credit...

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    Image of clevernamehere clevernamehere
    03/18/09

    In reply to Cat Fight
    I'm so confused and I even clicked on the TMZ link (something I am loathe to do). Did she throw apples/a laptop/a cat at this guy? If so, that poor kitty! And you know, that poor guy.


    But how is that six crimes? And which one is considered criminal possession of a weapon in the 4th degree?

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    03/18/09

    @clevernamehere: Criminal possession of a pussy. God knows I had to go through a background check before they gave one to me.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    03/18/09

    @clevernamehere: I feel bad for the cat and her boyfriend. What kind of jerk throws a cat at someone?
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    03/18/09

    In reply to Cat Fight
    All I can hear is Tim Gunn's voice in my head saying "This bothers me..."
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    03/18/09

    @The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: Looking thoughtfully, head tilted to one side with his fingers stroking his chin.
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    03/18/09

    @The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: "I'm concerned."
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    Image of Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
    03/18/09

    @LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: And then a cat comes flying from screen-right.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    03/18/09

    @The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: @LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: Best mental image EVER.
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    03/18/09

    @MizJenkins: "Kenley, you need to learn to get along with people. Throwing a cat is not a way to make friends."
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    03/18/09

    @brendastarlet is on it: "I mean, fine Tim, whatever. [To camera:] I mean, just because he thinks he's always right, like, I don't feel like I should have to change who I am because ::sobs:: my grandmother was like a really strong woman ::sobs:: and I'm so proud of that and I feel like she would be proud that I was standing up for myself!!"


    Barf.

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    03/18/09

    @The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: Wow, Tim Gunn really does make everything better.
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    03/18/09

    @The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: "This is not what I envisioned when I told you to give the judges something unexpected, Kenley."
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    Image of bloodflower bloodflower
    03/18/09

    In reply to Cat Fight
    ....with water?
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    03/18/09

    In reply to Cat Fight
    She is the crazy cat-lady from The Simpsons!
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    Image of Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
    03/18/09

    @counterclockwise is such a geeky nerd: I know! Get her a pink housecoat (and 5 more cats) stat!
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    03/18/09

    In reply to Cat Fight
    When I was about 10 years old I threw a cat at my little brother, who was shirtless at the time. Not good.
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    Image of girlnamedblue girlnamedblue
    03/18/09

    In reply to Cat Fight
    That picture captures 'imminent crazy' beautifully too.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    03/18/09

    @girlnamedblue is feeling cringe-tastic: Dude, after seeing her on PR I just knew this bitch was crazy. I could have seen this coming from a mile away...she has those insane eyes that Isla Fisher mimicked so well in 'Wedding Crashers'.
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    Image of girlnamedblue girlnamedblue
    03/18/09

    @MizJenkins: I didn't want to see it, because she reminds me of a friend of mine...
    No, wait, they're both crazy.
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