Couple Surrenders To The Sweltering Carnal Atmosphere of Home Depot

As the timeless Southern poet Barry Hannah once implored, "Who among us has not fucked in Home Depot?" There's just such an ambiance. Empty window frame displays hung on a 90 degree angle that you can open and close? In a depressing strip mall between a PetCo and a Michaels Arts & Crafts? As a middle-aged guy harangues a… » 8/31/13 1:30pm 8/31/13 1:30pm

Reese Witherspoon's Husband Gets DUI; She Asks Cop: Do You Know My…

Reese Witherspoon and her husband Jim Toth (co-head of motion picture talent at CAA) were pulled over in a Ford Focus (!?) on Friday at midnight in Atlanta. Toth was weaving between lanes; turns out he was drunk driving. Witherspoon was annoyed, and then angry, and finally started throwing her name around. The… » 4/21/13 7:30pm 4/21/13 7:30pm

Cop Asks Woman What a Good Strangle Looks Like, Arrests Her for…

Even as the rest of the world turns its hopeful attention to London for the 2012 Summer Clash of Nations, Florida is still hard at work churning out its fourth-biggest export behind oranges, key lime pies, and Mickey Mouse ears — bizarre news. In the latest installment of weird stuff happening in the Sunshine State, a… » 7/29/12 6:00pm 7/29/12 6:00pm

Grizzled Do-Gooder George Clooney Arrested in D.C.

George Clooney led a protest in Washington, DC today, in which he and other demonstrators — including his father, Nick Clooney — called on alleged war criminal Omar-Al Bashir to stop the violence in Sudan and allow humanitarian aid workers to enter the country. Both George and Nick were arrested, as were former… » 3/16/12 1:40pm 3/16/12 1:40pm

Woman Arrested After Turning Wal-Mart Into Meth Lab

A woman's attempt to turn her local Wal-Mart into a makeshift meth lab ran afoul of the law after spending six hours unsuccessfully trying to concoct crystal meth in the store. This is the best store related illicit multitasking since Horne's Department Store recruited perfume counter employees for prostitution work… » 12/09/11 5:50pm 12/09/11 5:50pm

Dude Punches Lady In Face Over Casey Anthony Verdict

Robert Aydin Hakimoglu, 42, got in a fight Saturday night while discussing the Casey Anthony trial with some folks in Melbourne Beach, Florida. Hakimoglu, who agrees with the verdict, got so fired up while arguing with a group of people fishing that he punched a woman in the face and then jumped into a lagoon to get… » 7/11/11 7:10pm 7/11/11 7:10pm

Tip: When Being Arrested, Don't Try To Tell Cops To Arrest Someone Else …

When 64-year-old Linda Szczepanski was arrested for drunk driving last week, she had some advice for the officer involved. She told him he "should not be messing with little old ladies and senior citizens," and that instead, the police should "start arresting some pedophiles" and "get rid of the Mexicans." Her blood alcohol… » 4/15/11 4:46pm 4/15/11 4:46pm

HAPPY CAPSLOCK DAY • Granny Pickpocket "Terrorist" Arrested 73 Times

• HEY, DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY » 10/22/08 5:30pm 10/22/08 5:30pm? AND THAT IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH SANTA AND RON PAUL? Ok, no more shouting. • A 50-year-old woman in China known as "The Paper Woman" suffers from a which allows words to appear on her skin when she gently writes on herself with a fingernail. • A…

'Black Widows' Get Life In Prison • Greek Police Bust Oral Sex…

Helen Golay and Olga Rutterschmidt, the two women who took out insurance policies on homeless men and then murdered them for their insurance policies, have been given life imprisonment. Women who are exposed to high levels of PCB are 33% less likely to give birth to male children. Watch it, nothing wrong with being… » 7/15/08 5:30pm 7/15/08 5:30pm

The remains of Holley Wimunc, the Fort Bragg Army nurse who went missing on Thursday, have been found. Wimunc's father announced today that authorities have found the remains of his daughter in a brush fire near Camp Lejeune on Sunday. Wimunc's husband, Cpl. John Wimunc, and another Marine, Kyle Ryan Alden, have been… » 7/14/08 2:20pm 7/14/08 2:20pm