Cops Ticketing a Manspreading Subway Rider End Up Catching a Murderer

Early in the morning on October 28, transit officers on an A train at Columbus Circle in Manhattan were about to write 43-year-old Gregory White a ticket for the disorderly-conduct offense of taking up more than one subway seat. When they went to run his name through the system, they discovered that White was wanted… »10/30/15 1:15pm10/30/15 1:15pm


20-Year-Old Iowa Bro Drives Stoned, Invents the Arrest Selfie

According to the Iowa City Press-Citizen, Gilbert Phelps was pulled over for speeding at around 2 a.m. last Thursday, and was taken into custody for a breath test after the officer, Ben Hektoen, noticed “an odor of ingested alcohol coming from the cabin of the vehicle.” From Hektoen’s filed police report, which you… »8/10/15 12:00pm8/10/15 12:00pm

Woman Does Extraordinary Number of Whip-Its, Crashes SUV Into Mailbox

There are just so many ways to grab Wednesday and bend it to your will, to tell Wednesday, “Listen up, Wednesday, I am the boss of you and soon you will disappear over the horizon, utterly forgotten, just like Monday and Tuesday before you.” Some people buy a venti iced caramel macchiato, some people post a #HumpDay… »6/03/15 5:40pm6/03/15 5:40pm

Middle School Students Arrested for Throwing, Recording 'Sex Party'

Four Wisconsin middle school students are facing criminal charges after they recorded themselves having sex at what the local media has creatively termed a "sex party." Although the videos weren't shared on social media, the local chief of police says he wants to send a message that such sex-recording is unacceptable. »1/30/15 4:45pm1/30/15 4:45pm

Cool Dad Throws Daughter 'Playboy' Party, Everything Goes Really Well!

Jeff Lake is young, he's hip and he's with it. He's the kind of dad who'll bring the kids shots of Diet Coke (oh you!) while they're studying and throw his daughter a sexy lingerie party for her 18th birthday. He doesn't want you to think of him as a regular dad. He's a cool dad and those handcuffs on his wrist?… »1/07/15 10:10am1/07/15 10:10am

Ghomeshi Surrenders to Police After Being Charged With Sexual Assault

When allegations against Jian Ghomeshi first surfaced, the radio host defended himself by pointing out that none of his "jilted" exes who were now claiming he'd abused them had gone to police at the time. Well, throw that shit out of the window: he's just been charged with sexual assault and Wednesday morning, he… »11/26/14 11:10am11/26/14 11:10am

Pregnant Teen Charged with Mom's Murder in Bali: Not Loving Jail Food

Heather Lois Mack, who was arrested and charged with murdering her mother at the St. Regis hotel in Bali, is pregnant. The teen and her boyfriend Tommy Schaefer allegedly stuffed the body into a bloody suitcase, which is already pretty crazy. Now Mack is upset that her jail accommodations aren't as swank as the pricey… »8/18/14 4:45pm8/18/14 4:45pm

Mom Arrested for Leaving Kids in Park While She Visits Food Bank

A 28-year-old Florida woman was arrested and charged with four counts of negligent child abuse without bodily harm after police observed her four children playing in a park without supervision. When the mother, named Ashley Richardson, arrived at the scene to retrieve them, she told officers that she had been at been… »8/15/14 7:45pm8/15/14 7:45pm

Couple Surrenders To The Sweltering Carnal Atmosphere of Home Depot

As the timeless Southern poet Barry Hannah once implored, "Who among us has not fucked in Home Depot?" There's just such an ambiance. Empty window frame displays hung on a 90 degree angle that you can open and close? In a depressing strip mall between a PetCo and a Michaels Arts & Crafts? As a middle-aged guy… »8/31/13 1:30pm8/31/13 1:30pm

Reese Witherspoon's Husband Gets DUI; She Asks Cop: Do You Know My Name!?

Reese Witherspoon and her husband Jim Toth (co-head of motion picture talent at CAA) were pulled over in a Ford Focus (!?) on Friday at midnight in Atlanta. Toth was weaving between lanes; turns out he was drunk driving. Witherspoon was annoyed, and then angry, and finally started throwing her name around. The… »4/21/13 7:30pm4/21/13 7:30pm