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Woman Does Extraordinary Number of Whip-Its, Crashes SUV Into Mailbox

There are just so many ways to grab Wednesday and bend it to your will, to tell Wednesday, “Listen up, Wednesday, I am the boss of you and soon you will disappear over the horizon, utterly forgotten, just like Monday and Tuesday before you.” Some people buy a venti iced caramel macchiato, some people post a #HumpDay… » 6/03/15 5:40pm 6/03/15 5:40pm

Middle School Students Arrested for Throwing, Recording 'Sex Party'

Four Wisconsin middle school students are facing criminal charges after they recorded themselves having sex at what the local media has creatively termed a "sex party." Although the videos weren't shared on social media, the local chief of police says he wants to send a message that such sex-recording is unacceptable. » 1/30/15 4:45pm 1/30/15 4:45pm

Cool Dad Throws Daughter 'Playboy' Party, Everything Goes Really Well!

Jeff Lake is young, he's hip and he's with it. He's the kind of dad who'll bring the kids shots of Diet Coke (oh you!) while they're studying and throw his daughter a sexy lingerie party for her 18th birthday. He doesn't want you to think of him as a regular dad. He's a cool dad and those handcuffs on his wrist?… » 1/07/15 10:10am 1/07/15 10:10am

Ghomeshi Surrenders to Police After Being Charged With Sexual Assault

When allegations against Jian Ghomeshi first surfaced, the radio host defended himself by pointing out that none of his "jilted" exes who were now claiming he'd abused them had gone to police at the time. Well, throw that shit out of the window: he's just been charged with sexual assault and Wednesday morning, he… » 11/26/14 11:10am 11/26/14 11:10am

Pregnant Teen Charged with Mom's Murder in Bali: Not Loving Jail Food

Heather Lois Mack, who was arrested and charged with murdering her mother at the St. Regis hotel in Bali, is pregnant. The teen and her boyfriend Tommy Schaefer allegedly stuffed the body into a bloody suitcase, which is already pretty crazy. Now Mack is upset that her jail accommodations aren't as swank as the pricey… » 8/18/14 4:45pm 8/18/14 4:45pm

Mom Arrested for Leaving Kids in Park While She Visits Food Bank

A 28-year-old Florida woman was arrested and charged with four counts of negligent child abuse without bodily harm after police observed her four children playing in a park without supervision. When the mother, named Ashley Richardson, arrived at the scene to retrieve them, she told officers that she had been at been… » 8/15/14 7:45pm 8/15/14 7:45pm

Couple Surrenders To The Sweltering Carnal Atmosphere of Home Depot

As the timeless Southern poet Barry Hannah once implored, "Who among us has not fucked in Home Depot?" There's just such an ambiance. Empty window frame displays hung on a 90 degree angle that you can open and close? In a depressing strip mall between a PetCo and a Michaels Arts & Crafts? As a middle-aged guy… » 8/31/13 1:30pm 8/31/13 1:30pm

Reese Witherspoon's Husband Gets DUI; She Asks Cop: Do You Know My…

Reese Witherspoon and her husband Jim Toth (co-head of motion picture talent at CAA) were pulled over in a Ford Focus (!?) on Friday at midnight in Atlanta. Toth was weaving between lanes; turns out he was drunk driving. Witherspoon was annoyed, and then angry, and finally started throwing her name around. The… » 4/21/13 7:30pm 4/21/13 7:30pm

Cop Asks Woman What a Good Strangle Looks Like, Arrests Her for…

Even as the rest of the world turns its hopeful attention to London for the 2012 Summer Clash of Nations, Florida is still hard at work churning out its fourth-biggest export behind oranges, key lime pies, and Mickey Mouse ears — bizarre news. In the latest installment of weird stuff happening in the Sunshine State, a… » 7/29/12 6:00pm 7/29/12 6:00pm

Grizzled Do-Gooder George Clooney Arrested in D.C.

George Clooney led a protest in Washington, DC today, in which he and other demonstrators — including his father, Nick Clooney — called on alleged war criminal Omar-Al Bashir to stop the violence in Sudan and allow humanitarian aid workers to enter the country. Both George and Nick were arrested, as were former… » 3/16/12 1:40pm 3/16/12 1:40pm

Woman Arrested After Turning Wal-Mart Into Meth Lab


A woman's attempt to turn her local Wal-Mart into a makeshift meth lab ran afoul of the law after spending six hours unsuccessfully trying to concoct crystal meth in the store. This is the best store related illicit multitasking since Horne's Department Store recruited perfume counter employees for prostitution work… » 12/09/11 5:50pm 12/09/11 5:50pm