OMG Someone Figured Out How To Make Arrested Development's Cornballs

This is not a drill. Everyone, I repeat, this is not a drill. Perhaps the most brilliant person ever in the history of the human race has devised a recipe that will allow you to create the delicious, but inexplicably dangerous concoctions made from George Bluth Sr's infamous 'Cornballer.' » 12/14/13 3:30pm 12/14/13 3:30pm

Not to clutter your calendars or anything, but Bravo just announced that the entire cast of Arrested Development will be sitting down for an episode of Inside the Actors Studio on Nov. 7 so James Lipton can make humorless inquiries about never nudes. It'll be a gas. » 10/24/13 10:40pm 10/24/13 10:40pm

Breaking: Millennials Still Living with Parents, Still Cool with It

Ah, another day, another trend piece about how basically everybody between the ages of 18 and 34 is an indolent jerk unwilling or unable to fully fledge and leave the parental nest, where things like premium cable and assorted breakfast cereals can be had for the price of awkward mealtime conversations about life… » 8/17/13 1:30pm 8/17/13 1:30pm

Rejoice: You Just Might Get a 5th Season of Arrested Development

Prepare for another seven hour "Arrested Development" bender, because talks of another season of your favorite Goofy, Quirky, Witty and Deadpan show are already in the works. The show's producers are in conversations with Netflix to make season 5 a reality, but nothing concrete has been announced, so don't get your… » 7/15/13 4:40pm 7/15/13 4:40pm

These Emmy Awards Lawn Signs in LA Are Weird

Uh, sorry to the dude down the street from me with the House of Cards lawn sign in your yard — my dog totally peed all over Kevin Spacey's smug face. » 6/28/13 12:00pm 6/28/13 12:00pm

We Might Be Getting Even More Bluth Family Antics, Says Netflix CEO

As part of Netflix’s insidious plan to put the poor television networks out of business, it plans to put an even greater emphasis on original (and semi-original) programming like House of Cards and Arrested Development (in these original programming press clips, nobody ever mentions that big pile of garbage called … » 6/02/13 3:30pm 6/02/13 3:30pm

Let This Be the Year of Maria Bamford

If you're unfamiliar with Maria Bamford, do yourself a favor and familiarize yourself immediately. The standup — who's been working in the business for decades — has a solid following among fellow comics (she's been on Louie and Marc Maron's WTF podcast) and hardcore comedy fans, yet her career has never quite taken… » 5/30/13 7:00pm 5/30/13 7:00pm

Lindsay Bluth's Face Overshadows Arrested Development Comeback

It seems like everyone who binged on Arrested Development's Season 4 the moment it hit Netflix (i.e. the entire Internet) has been sipping on some hot ham water and talking about how different Portia De Rossi's face looks on the show. As is often the case in these situations, plastic surgeons were called upon to… » 5/30/13 9:00am 5/30/13 9:00am

Until Tomorrow (!) Four New Clips From Arrested Development

It's the final countdown to the new Netflix-streamed episodes of Arrested Development (HOW EXCITED ARE YOU? HOW MANY INTERNET PEOPLE HAVE MADE THAT FINAL COUNTDOWN JOKE? HALP) and Mitch Hurwitz and co. have done a cracking job of making us all feel like we're in Memento. » 5/25/13 12:00pm 5/25/13 12:00pm

Lucille Bluth Gives Disney Princesses a Much-Needed Talking To

This wasn't a decision easily arrived at, but after much deliberation the results are in: Lucille is officially the best Bluth. » 5/23/13 6:45pm 5/23/13 6:45pm

Brad Pitt Retires Stunt Cock: No More Sex Scenes

If a sexually-dissatisfied Southern woman happens to be on the lam with her friend, she can no longer count on glistening young cowboy drifter Brad Pitt to make the fuck with her. Why? Because he doesn't do onscreen sex scenes anymore, out of respect for Angelina Jolie, and she does the same for him. » 5/22/13 9:00am 5/22/13 9:00am

The Bluth Family's Main Mode of Transportation Is Gonna Get a Ticket

SANTA MONICA, CA - MAY 19: General atmosphere at 'Arrested Development' Bluth Stair Car at Santa Monica Pier on May 19, 2013 in Santa Monica, California. » 5/19/13 10:30pm 5/19/13 10:30pm

'Never Nude' Is Actually a Real Condition

Tobias Fünke, the analrapist-turned-out-of-work-actor, famously suffers—along with dozens of others—from the syndrome known as "Never Nude" in which he has a crippling fear of being naked. He deals with that anxiety by wearing denim cut-offs at all times, even in the shower. However, it's not a condition unique to … » 5/17/13 12:10pm 5/17/13 12:10pm

Insert Tobias Fünke Into Your Most Precious Memories

Arrested Development released a Tobias Fünke sizzle reel, and it is the most. You can stuff him into your most treasured spaces (I thought it was a pool toy!), or you can make his dreams come true by turning him into a YouTube sensation, as we've done above. It's a triple rainbow all the way! » 5/16/13 3:50pm 5/16/13 3:50pm

Get a Bluth's Original Frozen Banana Tomorrow at Yankee Stadium

I know, I'm not anywhere near Yankee Stadium, either. I just wanted to make you/me/everyone jealous that we're not currently taking a banger banana in the mouth. » 5/14/13 10:30pm 5/14/13 10:30pm

New Arrested Development Trailer Has Us Ready to Blue Ourselves

It's the final countdown, and I'm as excited about season 4 as Mrs. Featherbottom is about enjoying a banger in the mouth. » 5/13/13 12:00am 5/13/13 12:00am

A Bluth’s Original Frozen Banana Stand Could Be Opening Near You

Arrested Development's fourth season premiere is just around the corner (May 26!) and to prepare Netflix is opening up real-life Bluth’s Original Frozen Banana Stands across the globe! » 5/08/13 6:15pm 5/08/13 6:15pm

Catherine Zeta-Jones Is Back in the Hospital for Bipolar Disorder

Catherine Zeta-Jones has once again checked herself into an inpatient facility to be treated for bipolar II disorder. She'd completed a Connecticut hospital stint for the same reason in 2011. Her rep confirms: "Catherine has proactively checked into a health care facility. Previously Catherine has said that she is… » 4/30/13 9:00am 4/30/13 9:00am