New Ariana Grande Track 'Adore' Has Me Doing Body Rolls At My Desk

Big-shot Norwegian producer Cashmere Cat, currently opening for Ariana Grande on her Honeymoon tour, is slowly claiming dominion over the Jezebel staff—first, he and Ty Dolla $ign/Charli XCX compelled Jia to drop her kitty, and now, with this new single featuring Grande, I have found myself arms up, sliding to and fro… » 3/03/15 1:00pm Today 1:00pm

Ariana Grande, a Baby, Is Learning How to Walk and Talk!

It is my CONSTANT MISSION to SHARE INFORMATION and SPREAD TRUTH that the POWERS THAT BE REFUSE to tell you. As such, I am often painted as a LUNATIC and HATER, but I AM NOT. To prove it, I would like to HAPPILY congratulate Ariana Grande—A BABY—of entering a NEW and IMPORTANT stage of DEVELOPMENT. » 2/20/15 6:00pm 2/20/15 6:00pm

Watch Ariana Grande Kill It at the NBA All-Star Game Halftime Show

Ariana Grande performed at the NBA All-Star Game halftime show this weekend—and she pretty much killed it. A few places on the 'net have chided Grande's dry, almost stiff dancing style, but when you take into consideration that (it looks like) she's not lip synching, and stayed in almost perfect tune the whole time,… » 2/16/15 9:30am 2/16/15 9:30am

Here’s How the Jem and the Holograms Creator Was Cut Out of the Movie

Jem and the Holograms creator Christy Marx wrote her own movie script for the cartoon she created after Hasbro and Universal cut her out of the 2015 reboot. And while it's rude she wasn't contacted for the redux, maybe we Jem fans shouldn't be so upset. It looks like Marx's omission was just business. Rude business,… » 1/14/15 3:00pm 1/14/15 3:00pm

Is Ariana Grande Actually a Baby?: An Investigation

AMERICA, you are being lied to. Ariana Grande INSISTS that she DOES NOT make staffers carry her like a literal baby despite OVERWHELMING photographic evidence that proves otherwise. What is Ariana Grande trying to HIDE and why is she so DESPERATE to keep it from the American public? IS ARIANA GRANDE AN ACTUAL BABY? » 12/12/14 12:10pm 12/12/14 12:10pm

Ariana Grande Denies That She Gets Carried Around Like a Little Baby

Ariana Grande, who reportedly has her staff carry her around like a baby, denies tabloid rumors that she has her staff carry her around like a baby—a denial that we assume was made from the supportive embrace and loving cradle of whichever staff member was carrying her at the time. » 12/11/14 10:30am 12/11/14 10:30am

Parents Willing to Pay Heaps of Money to Clone Angelina Jolie

Want a baby to look exactly like Angelina Jolie? The star isn't going to be giving you any of hers anytime soon, but TMZ reports that desperate parents (desperate for their kids to look like Jolie, so rich desperate parents) are willing to pay thousands upon thousands per egg in order to get a little Lara Croft in… » 11/27/14 11:38am 11/27/14 11:38am