Is Ariana Grande Actually a Baby?: An Investigation

AMERICA, you are being lied to. Ariana Grande INSISTS that she DOES NOT make staffers carry her like a literal baby despite OVERWHELMING photographic evidence that proves otherwise. What is Ariana Grande trying to HIDE and why is she so DESPERATE to keep it from the American public? IS ARIANA GRANDE AN ACTUAL BABY? » 12/12/14 12:10pm Friday 12:10pm

Ariana Grande Denies That She Gets Carried Around Like a Little Baby

Ariana Grande, who reportedly has her staff carry her around like a baby, denies tabloid rumors that she has her staff carry her around like a baby—a denial that we assume was made from the supportive embrace and loving cradle of whichever staff member was carrying her at the time. » 12/11/14 10:30am 12/11/14 10:30am

Parents Willing to Pay Heaps of Money to Clone Angelina Jolie

Want a baby to look exactly like Angelina Jolie? The star isn't going to be giving you any of hers anytime soon, but TMZ reports that desperate parents (desperate for their kids to look like Jolie, so rich desperate parents) are willing to pay thousands upon thousands per egg in order to get a little Lara Croft in… » 11/27/14 11:38am 11/27/14 11:38am

'Every Member Is Extremely Talented': A Somber One Direction Chat

Monday marked the release of Four, the fourth studio album from One Direction since the group formed on The X Factor in 2010. Promotions for the new album have been promising a new, more mature sound and many members have expressed hopes that their latest effort will attract a bigger adult audience. Did they succeed?… » 11/19/14 3:10pm 11/19/14 3:10pm

Amanda Bynes Not Getting Married, Tricked Into Psychiatric Hold Instead

Just when we were all hoping that Amanda Bynes was doing better (despite the strange behavior, mysterious twitters and threats to sue the tabloids), her life has taken another devastating turn. TMZ reports that Bynes' parents and Sam Lutfi have tricked the troubled star into into a psychiatric hold. » 10/11/14 11:35am 10/11/14 11:35am

Chris Pratt and Ariana Grande Make an Odd Couple in New SNL Promo

Chris Pratt already did some promos for his upcoming gig hosting Saturday Night Live, but the latest one, which includes noted weirdo Ariana Grande, really ups the ante. Since the two are unlikely to actually interact much during the show, this might be the only time we see them converse. Put it in the time capsule:… » 9/26/14 2:20pm 9/26/14 2:20pm