Gwyneth Paltrow Wants To Hire You!

Provided you can speak — and teach — ancient Greek, Latin, French and Spanish, that is. You must also be able to play two instruments, and it would help if you are "sporty." In exchange for your services, you will receive a salary of $98,000 a year, for two to four hours of work a day, on location at the…
Jennifer Lopez Starts American Idol Gig Next Week
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Gwyneth Paltrow Continues To Promote Cute Kids, Not New Film
Gwyneth Paltrow continued her talk tour to hype Iron Man by hitting up Live! With Regis and Kelly this morning. Only, again, she did less talking about the movie and more talking about her kids, Moses and Apple. Moses, you see, has a funny accent, which Gwyneth eagerly imitates. And Apple? Well, she loves pinatas,…
Jailed 'American Idol' Finalist Jessica Sierra: Also Pregnant
- American Idol finalist and sex-tape star Jessica Sierra, whom you may have last seen smoking naked in a bathtub, is pregnant. The father is a "rapper." Sierra remains in a Florida jail, though she is now in the infirmary on a "pregnancy diet." [TMZ]
- Hey, have you heard the rumor that the father of Jamie Lynn's baby is…
Icy Blondes
This just in from a friendly Conde Nasty: "I got on the elevator with two of my friends from work. It was just me, my two friends, and a lady, her child and a guy. We didn't realize it was Gwyneth at first, but we did see this cute little child...so we of course oooohed and awwwed at her. I went to tell the mom, "Your…
Apple Martin's Capezios, Fear of Grandma Blythe Danner
[New York City, Nov. 8. Image via Bauer Griffin.]
Moses, Mom Reenact The Exodus
[Barcelona, Spain; October 24. Image via x17]
Apple Martin: Still The Only Redeeming Thing About Gwyneth Paltrow
[Los Angeles, Calif; May 27. Image via x17.]
We don't mean it to be celebrity baby-worship day at Jezebel. [Perhaps we're ovulating! -Ed.] But this picture of Apple Martin came across the wires over the weekend and we couldn't let it pass without comment. We love this photo for two reasons. One, Apple is adorable.…
