82-Year-Old Nun Breaks into the 'Fort Knox of Uranium' to Expose Lax…

Oh, man. This is some straight-up Homer Simpson shit right here. Security guards at the Highly Enriched Uranium Materials Facility—which houses the components to make over 10,000 nuclear bombs—not only failed to notice a group of activists climbing over the fence into their half-billion-dollar weapons-grade uranium… » 9/14/12 2:50pm 9/14/12 2:50pm

'Black Madam' on Trial for Illegal (and Deadly) Butt Injections

This week in butt news, here's a bunch of totally horrifying butt news. A "a transgender gothic hip-hop artist" who goes by the name Black Madam is on trial for allegedly administering illegal (and sometimes lethal) silicone butt injections. Like ya do. After the procedure, one 23-year-old client began vomiting blood… » 5/17/12 7:00pm 5/17/12 7:00pm

Crazy Orange Camo Lobster Caught Off the Coast of Maine

Finally! My Google alert for "lobster news" pays off! A rare "calico lobster" was apprehended by fishermen and is now in residence at the New England Aquarium. » 5/10/12 6:00pm 5/10/12 6:00pm

Everyone! Stop Giving Old People a Pass Just for Being Old!

French parfumier Jean-Paul Guerlain was fined 6,000 euros this week for making racist comments in a televised interview. When discussing his famous Samsara fragrance (a "heady oriental fragrance featuring main notes of jasmine and sandalwood"), Guerlain said, "And for once I started working like a nigger. I don't know… » 3/29/12 7:00pm 3/29/12 7:00pm