Sydney Leathers Is Selling Her Excess Labia

Sydney Leathers, the chick who turned her sexting relationship with Anthony Weiner into something resembling a media career, has really managed to stretch out her 15 minutes. But for Leathers, elongated infamy is one thing and elongated labia another. That's right, she's having labiaplasty. And she's auctioning off… » 11/26/13 11:10am 11/26/13 11:10am

Things We'd Miss If the Internet Didn't Exist

Anthony Weiner is not gone. He may have lost his bid for New York Mayor but as a new profile in GQ reveals, he's still chuggin' along, full of thoughts and opinions and what-ifs. Case in point: "...maybe if the Internet didn't exist? Like, if I was running in 1955? I'd probably get elected mayor," Weiner told the… » 10/17/13 3:00pm 10/17/13 3:00pm

Anthony Weiner's Dick Wagging Might Cost Huma Abedin Her Career

Anthony Weiner concluded a disastrous New York City mayoral primary by being chased through a Midtown McDonald's pursued by a scorned 23-year-old sext partner in spike heels and then driving off flashing his middle finger like the Wiz Khalifa of losing elections, and I breathed a sigh of relief. Our long regional… » 9/23/13 2:25pm 9/23/13 2:25pm

Sydney Leathers Chased Anthony Weiner Through a McDonald's Last Night

After netting only 5%(ish) of the vote in NYC's Democratic Mayoral primary yesterday, prolific sexter Anthony Weiner has little choice but to go limping off into the sunset. But it wouldn't be right if the Saga of Carlos Danger simply petered out. No, in order for this story to properly conclude, America needed… » 9/11/13 10:00am 9/11/13 10:00am

Anthony Weiner's Mom Told Embarrassing Stories on the Campaign Trail

NEW YORK - AUGUST 15: New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner (L) holds a press conference in front of his alma mater, Brooklyn Technical High School, with his mother Frances Weiner (C), a New York City public school teacher for 31 years, on August 15, 2013 in New York City. With less than 4 weeks to go till… » 8/15/13 10:30pm 8/15/13 10:30pm

69 Things More Erotic Than The Sydney Leathers Porn Video

Have you seen the Sydney Leathers porn video yet? I have. And it's only a matter of time before you succumb to your curiosity, too. Just so you're prepared, here are 69 things more erotic than Sydney Leathers on a couch that isn't hers, talking about Anthony Weiner and fiddling around with her vagina on camera. Just… » 8/05/13 4:30pm 8/05/13 4:30pm

Don't Let All Those Dick Pics Go To Waste -- Make a Calendar!

I got another dick pic yesterday. And I have to say, this one wasn’t bad. Usually, the pics I get remind me of scenes from TREMORS, but this one was back lit with some soft afternoon light. Fine. Still, I felt the same way I do when I get a present from my mother. I pretend to act excited, and say things like “Oh!… » 8/01/13 11:50am 8/01/13 11:50am

Reminder: Worst Person in Weiner Scandal Is Still Anthony Weiner

Much to the chagrin of the local tabloid headline writer, at this point it's probably safe to say that Anthony Weiner will not be the next mayor of New York City. But something odd has happened as this golden age of dick punmaking in the name of journalism draw to a close— suddenly, we're talking more about the… » 7/31/13 1:30pm 7/31/13 1:30pm

Top Weiner Aide (Heh) Calls Former Intern 'Slutbag', 'Twat', and 'Cunt'

In a campaign that's straight out of an extra ridiculous episode of The Good Wife, former Weiner intern Olivia Nuzzi penned a front page story in the Daily News basically saying Weiner is just a sad-sack stepping stone to Huma and ultimately, Hillary Clinton. Now, Weiner’s communications director Barbara Morgan is… » 7/30/13 10:30pm 7/30/13 10:30pm

Classy Dame Sydney Leathers Calls Weiner a ‘Bitch’ on the Radio

Fresh off a meeting at adult film studio and perhaps the most ill-advised bikini photo shoot in the history of bikini photo shoots (most of which are ill-advised), Anthony Weiner's e-mistress Sydney Leathers appeared on Howard Stern's show today where she talked metric tons of shit about her former pretend paramour.… » 7/30/13 8:30pm 7/30/13 8:30pm

New Dumb Theory: Huma Stays With Anthony Weiner Because Islam

There sure have been a lot of newly minted Islam experts popping up in the past week — and in the places you'd least expect them. Fox News, the woman at the New York Times whose classical Greek references have devolved from incisive to dodderingly inscrutable, and several typically myopic conservative news outlets… » 7/29/13 3:10pm 7/29/13 3:10pm

Rush Limbaugh Offers His Huma Abedin Theory, and It’s Pretty Awful

We have a new contender for the ignominious title “Worst Perspective on Huma Abedin and Anthony Weiner’s Marriage,” and of course, of course, OF COURSE this contender’s name is Rush Limbaugh, an outrage glutton who’s perhaps most famous for doing all of his radio broadcasts through his anus into a gold-plated phallus.… » 7/28/13 1:30pm 7/28/13 1:30pm