In today's Tweet Beat, Anthony Bourdain is not a Tony Blair fan, Andre Leon Talley loves Instagram/Kim Kardashian and Wanda Sykes thinks Pharrell fans have bigger fish to fry.

In today's Tweet Beat, Anthony Bourdain is questioning some classic song lyrics, Yvette Nicole Brown wants people to be nicer on Twitter (for Damon Lindeof's sake) and Donald Glover doesn't understand the reaction to his recent Instagram posts.

Born-into-stupidly-rich-and-famous-circumstances Jaden Smith, 15-year-old student at the Scientology-based New Village Leadership Academy (founded by Will and Jada) and part-time Teen Philosopher, is all, "We Don't Need No Education."

Remember all those months back when Paula Deen came out as having diabetes conveniently around the same time she teamed up with pharmaceutical company Novo Nordisk, causing notorious culinary scrapper Anthony Bourdain to tweet, "Thinking of getting into the leg-breaking business, so I can profitably sell crutches…

Better get back on that ledge, failed and cynical writers of America — Marilyn Hagerty, the North Dakota food critic who rocked the elitist New York media with her cordial review of an Olive Garden in Grand Forks and then took the city by storm during a whirlwind visit, is in talks with Anthony Bourdain and Harper…

An article from Tuesday's New York Times dining section has sent several celebrity chefs scrambling after being accused of using ghostwriters to compose their successful cookbooks. "I wrote nine cookbooks and many other chefs' projects over the next five years, some credited but most anonymous," writes Julia Moskin…

After six years of marriage, a handful of B-grade action movies, and a move from Los Angeles to the more suitably indie Austin, Texas (probably to start a family blues band), Dennis Quaid may soon be facing life as single guy, a state that might actually suit his boyish features quite well. Quaid's third wife, …

Applebee's may be great place to wash down your cheese-infused dinner with an Oreo milkshake (they still have those, yes?), but, according to an undercover reporter who spent time on the prep line at one of the popular restaurant chains, its male-dominated kitchens simmer with sexual aggression.

On Real Time, Bill Maher asked Anthony Bourdian to choose between a great meal and mediocre sex. His response? "Depends on who's cooking, and who's fucking." He continued, "It disturbs me when people talk about how chocolate is really orgasmic — or how they like to take food to bed. You know, I believe in separating…

• Tom Ford's issue of Vogue Paris boasts a spread of children wearing jewelry and makeup, the promised editorial featuring women d'un certain age who spurn plastic surgery, and a photo of Tom Ford in a Native American-style headdress. Tasteful. [HuffPo]

• Is Scarlett Johansson ditching the Hollywood life for something earthier?

• Last night, during the first concert of her Australian tour, Whitney Houston was breathless, barely finished any of her songs, and left the stage at one point, telling her brother to take over the microphone.

• Twilight clothing is happening — it's only surprising it took so long. The duds go on sale at Nordstrom in October. Selina Khan, on the right, looks like she just doesn't care about Edward or Jacob, bless her heart. [People]

Today on the HuffPo, Victoria Namkung tells everybody to leave poor Alice Waters alone!

• Nadya Suleman was on Dr. Phil's show yesterday via telephone, talking about why she fired her baby nurses: