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The Hechehiker's Guide To The Galaxy

[New York, November 10. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Miley Fan Threatens To Eat Own Cat; Lindsay's Dad Predicts Her Death

• Ready for a mega-eyeroll? A "fan" is threatening to kill her cat, Fuzzy, and eat the animal unless Miley Cyrus reopens her Twitter account. The girl says:

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Gerard's Not With Jen; Mackenzie Slept With Mick

• Gerard Butler is not, repeat, not dating Jennifer Aniston.

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Lindsay Takes Ali Bar-Hopping; Megan Fox Wants To Shoot Her Boyfriend

• More on this in Midweek Madness, but Lindsay Lohan hit up L.A.'s Crown Bar earlier this month — and took 15-year-old sister Ali with her. A source says:

Amusing & Alarming: Anne Heche Disses Ex-Hubby, Son's Soccer Skills

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Avril Headed For Splitsville; Chris Brown Tells All

• Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley: Headed for divorce? According to sources:

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Lily Cries On Stage; Brad Joins Sherlock Cast

• Lily Allen was performing in Helsinki, Finland when she burst into tears. Before the show, she Tweeted:

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Jaime Pressly Pees In Public; Woman Claims Michael Fathered Cruise's Son

• Yesterday Jaime Pressly reportedly got so drunk at a gay bar in West Hollywood that she slumped down next to the building and urinated on the sidewalk in broad daylight.

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Hung Creator Clarifies "Women Over 35" Comment — Kind Of

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Anne Heche: A "Beautiful, Talented, Funny Woman Over 35"

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Jude Law's Bald Spot To Blame For All Of His Troubles; Tim Burton Wants To Scare Your Kids

• A source claims that Jude Law, who, as Dodai mentioned yesterday, is currently caught up in another scandal involving a 24-year-old model who is carrying his fourth child, gets into such situations because he's seeking validation about his looks. [DailyMail]

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Elton John Helped Eminem Through Rehab; New Book Reveals Streisand Romanced Co-Stars

• Eminem says Elton John helped him fight his drug addiction. "He had a substance-abuse problem in the past. So when I first wanted to get sober, I called him," explains Em.