This event was called — deep breath — "Vanity Fair Campaign Hollywood 2011's Richard Mille Toasts Fox Searchlight Films" Basically, it was a fancy party. And Natalie Portman was there. And Mila Kunis. And Claire Danes. Which means, yes, that the clothes were interesting!

We get it: not everyone wants to deal with the main red carpet. But that doesn't mean one gets to fly under the fashion radar. Especially when one's clothes are so...noteworthy, shall we say?

What, you thought the stars could get away with one outfit? Hardly: they all changed for HBO's afterparty at The Plaza at the Pacific Design Center!

Ranging from trashy to tragic to triumphant, the biographies and memoirs in this compilation not only tell the stories of the women who've helped define "celebrity" in the past 100 years, but also provide some pretty entertaining bathroom reads.

[New York, November 10. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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