As the birth of the Kimyeby draws nigh, a 24-year-old Canadian model told the Star — truly the hallmark of upstanding journalism — that Kanye West cheated on Kim Kardashian with her after explaining that they were just together "for publicity and nothing serious." Says Leyla Ghobadi: "This is going to destroy the…

This probably won't last much longer than the flattened Zebra Cake in my purse, but Rihanna and Chris Brown have broken up once again, shortly after he was photographed holding the hand of a 22-year-old blonde waitress named Keisha Kimball at Da Club last Saturday.

Ahem. Jada Pinkett Smith, one of the premiere Awesome Moms of our time, has something to say. And then she will drop the mic. But first:

In the immortal words of R. Kelly, after the show it's the after party. Last night, Oscar-nominated A-list celebs flocked to the Vanity Fair bash, where they mingled with TV stars and luminaries of the music world. The dress code was half pretty, half sexy. It was a night of many beautiful mammaries. Some ladies let…

While you were staggering home in a prosecco haze, celebrities were still out partying, and here's some post-Oscar nuggets for you to munch on. Okay, so yeah, Jennifer Lawrence fell down on her way to collect her Best Actress Oscar. We can perhaps attribute this to her previous confession that she was planning to get …

Actors Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer attend the GREAT British Film Reception at British Consul General’s Residence on February 22, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jonathan Leibson/Getty Images for The British Film Commission)

Unfortunately for, uh, all citizens of Earth, the Girls reality show is apparently underway: ABC has picked it up and already chosen a star, a 25-year-old publicist named Hailey Glassman whose achievements include, hand to God, dating Jon Gosselin and being on an episode of My Life is A Lifetime Movie. She's also…

George Clooney, Stacy Keibler, Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston shared a private jet—the Glitter Person version of splitting a cab—in Switzerland. Were this an NYU freshman playwright's hastily-penned one-act, they would experience some turbulence and blurt out their long-held secrets, resentments and desires for…

Since the nation was introduced to the leathery face of Patricia Krentcil, the woman who was arrested for taking her 5-year-old to a tanning booth, we have been unable to stop talking about her frighteningly tan visage. And now Snooki, perhaps the world's foremost expert in over-tanning, has spoken out about the…

First out of the gate was Bella and Edward's ridiculously named Renesmee, and now True Blooders Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are expecting their very own half-breed vampire child. With Paquin said to be 12 weeks along, her rep has had a busy evening confirming it to countless global news outlets, but it's the…

Last night's season finale of True Blood saw tons of changes in the town of Bon Temps. The episode took place on Halloween, but with so many murders, ghosts and vampires, it really was the Day of the Dead.

In storytelling and dream analysis, the forest is a symbol of one's unconscious. During last night's episode of True Blood, the forest was where hearts, souls and naked bodies were revealed. For instance: The woods were where Sookie finally banged her amnesiac crush, Eric. There's always been an electricity between…

During last night's episode of True Blood, former ultra-violence enthusiast slash speed-sex maniac Eric Northman had a bad dream and then cried. Since he's so different now, AmesiaEric is fun to watch, and it's obvious that Sookie just melts around him. He's like a rescued bear cub: Adorable until he tears your…

After a sluggish beginning, True Blood is back to being the twisty-turny, disquieting freakshow we know and love. One of the best lines last night was when Andy Bellefleur, all keyed up and junkied out, said, "God grant me the serenity to — fuck it." That pretty much sums up the show: No composed moments of clarity…

In the latest episode of True Blood , Bill sent Eric to investigate the necromancy coven that had brought a dead bird back to life. The coven's leader, Marnie, seems to have a lot of power, but it's becoming quite obvious that Lafayette has more. When he joined hands with the circle, Marnie started speaking in…

The return of True Blood was reminscent of a hip-hop song: "It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you." Viewers weren't the only ones trying to remember what the hell happened in Bon Temps since we last visited. Sookie was also awash in confusion. Last season's finale, in September, raised all kinds of…

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At the 7th Annual CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards, the entire animal kingdom was on display. Fur-frowners will have plenty to complain about, but believe us, amongst this star-studded gang there was something to offend — and please — everyone!