'Anna Nicole' Lifetime Movie Is, Like Her Life, a Sad Mess You'll Love
Anna Nicole is a cheap, trashy, melodramatic Lifetime original movie that's at times so absurd you can't help but laugh—which perfectly evinces the campy essence of Anna Nicole Smith. Telling the late model's story through tone is genius and director Mary Harron is on to some next-level biopic shit.
Here's the Trailer for the Anna Nicole Smith Lifetime Biopic
Lifetime—the network that has an inherent, unmatched understanding of modern camp—is releasing The Anna Nicole Story as its next original movie, directed by feminist filmmaker Mary Harron, and starring Agnus Bruckner as Anna Nicole Smith, Adam Goldberg as Howard K. Stern, Virginia Madsen as Virgie Arthur, and Martin…
20 'Celebrities' We Can't Believe Are Still 'Famous'
One weird thing about celebrity (and there are several) is that there's this underlying notion that fame is only for those who truly deserve it, as though it's some kind of honorable reward we bestow upon people for talent. But prestige and fame are two different animals, which has only become more and more clear in…
Whoa, Dannielynn Birkhead May Get $49 Million Piece Of Marshall Estate
The latest development in the seemingly never-ending legal battle between the Anna Nicole Smith estate and the late J. Howard Marshall's son E. Pierce Marshall may see 6-year-old Dannielynn Birkhead, the daughter of Larry Birkhead and Anna Nicole, $49 million of the elder Marshall's fortune, estimated to be anywhere…
Kid from Two and a Half Men Goes on Weird Christian Tirade About How Two and a Half Men Is the Work of the Devil
Noted half-man Angus T. Jones, who has starred on CBS's Two and a Half Men for the past nine years, appeared in a YouTube video today in which he called the show "filth" and ordered the pious masses to stop watching or risk their immortal souls, because the scripts are literally farted out by the Devil. OH MY GOD,…
Kourtney Kardashian Pulled A Baby Out Of Her Vagina On Television
Here are graphic photos of Kourtney Kardashian birthing her new child Penelope Scotland Disick, which are screenshots of the televised delivery from the season finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians yesterday. And all of the Kardashians were there (even brother Rob), and you were there, and you were there, and …
On the Anniversary of Her Death, Anna Nicole Smith Is Still Around
Perhaps Anna Nicole Smith's legacy is that she somehow managed to establish any kind of legacy at all. She plowed her way onto our pop cultural landscape in 1992, took up permanent residency, amazingly remained relevant for the next 15 years, and died of a drug overdose in 2007. As a young single mother working at a…
Ruling Against Anna Nicole Smith's Heirs, Chief Justice Quotes Dickens
The Supreme Court ruled against Anna Nicole Smith, posthumously, in a case that concerned the jurisdictions of the various courts entangled in the dispute over J. Howard Marshall's $1.6 billion estate. Clearly, Chief Justice John Roberts didn't think the lurid backstory was enough, so he turned to literature to open…
Scenes From "Anna Nicole: The Opera"
Yes, it's ironic that Anna Nicole Smith's tawdry life is being played out at the Royal Opera in Covent Garden. But it's downright poetic that it's apparently a critical hit. In death, the buxom blonde has finally been able to achieve something that she never quite could in life: She's being taken seriously. And by …
Anna Nicole's Doctor And Sleazy Live-In Lawyer Escape Felony Convictions
Today, a judge dismissed the felony conspiracy charges against Smith's doctor and Howard K. Stern, saying of Stern, "a layperson [doesn't] knows it's illegal to write a prescription in another name." Really? Even if that person is a lawyer?
Anna Nicole Smith's Boyfriend Found Guilty Of Drug Conspiracy
- Today jurors found Anna Nicole Smith's boyfriend/lawyer Howard K. Stern and Dr. Khristine Eroshevich guilty on two counts of conspiring to provide drugs to a known addict and using false names to obtain them.
Convictions In Anna Nicole Smith Case
Skeevy boyfriend/lawyer Howard K. Stern and Dr. Khristine Eroshevich have been found guilty of supplying drugs to Anna Nicole Smith, and obtaining them under false names. A third doctor was acquitted. The defense had argued Smith was not an addict.
Kim Kardashian Involved In Brawl, Lives To Tell The Tale
- Kim Kardashian has opened up about her role in the bar brawl at Juliet Supper Club in New York on Thursday. She took to her blog to say:
Supreme Court Takes On Anna Nicole Smith. Again.
The Supreme Court has agreed to hear an appeal from the estate of Anna Nicole Smith. It's not the first time the nation's highest court has taken an interest in the dead actress's case.

