Ann Coulter: 'Screw You,' Barack Obama

Ann Coulter was not a fan of Obama's speech on gun control yesterday. In between making fun of his skeet shooting skills, claiming background checks would lead to "universal confiscation" and "extermination" of gun rights, and and making the valid point that we need to focus more on mental illness (ugh, did we just…

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Frank Ocean's New Year's Eve Arrest, Explained: 'Hi, Guys, I Smoke Pot'

Frank Ocean has temporarily lost his driver's license and may be charged with marijuana possession after he was pulled over on New Year's Eve for speeding on an Eastern Sierra Nevada highway and a small bag of weed was discovered in his car. Ocean's representative didn't give a statement, but he did:

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Like Taking Candy From a Whiny-Ass Baby: Ann Coulter Is Yelling at…

You guys, you gotta get over to Twitter, Ann Coulter is seriously freaking out at See's Candies. OK, it was a little earlier today, but it's still really great — she's suuuuuuper pissed. You see, Ann Coulter wants her xmas candy and she wants it NOW. See's Candies website is apparently misbehaving, and she's not is NOT …

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Ann Coulter's Speech At Fordham Is Cancelled After Fordham Realizes…

Sort of a shame, really—I mean, I bet tonnnnns of people in the Bronx wanted an in-person glimpse of the one asshole kid who escaped her punishment at Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and grew up to be a hate-mongering scarecrow—but a speech by Ann Coulter at Fordham scheduled for December 6th has been cancelled after…

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Miserable Troll Ann Coulter Forced to Cancel Speaking Engagement…

It was, apparently, the "retard" heard round the world. After sending a terribly stupid, ill-advised Tweet congratulating Mitt Romney for going easy on "the retard" (the retard being the President — GOD ANN YOU ARE SO EDGY. ANY N-WORDS UNDER YOUR HAT?), people started to sour even more on Coulter's idiocy vanguard schtick. …

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Donald Trump and Ann Coulter Are Birds of Butthole Feather

In this edition of Tweet Beat, jerks Donald Trump and Ann Coulter are thick as thieves, Ice T is unbothered by stereotypes, Maria Bamford will appear on Arrested Development and Gillian Jacobs is cute as a kitten.

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Special Olympian With Down Syndrome Writes Awesome Open Letter to Ann…

Being offended by the offensive things said by offensive snake lady Ann Coulter is as predictable as the sun rising in the East and setting in the West, but it is remarkable when someone is able to respond to her intentionally incendiary comments with patience, elegance and poise. Coulter's recent casual and cruel use…

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Jessica Simpson's Baptist Dad Allegedly Has a 20-Year-Old Boyfriend

As is the case with many a dad/manager, I could have told you something was going on with former youth pastor and Baptist minister Joe Simpson. All those icky comments about daughter Jessica's breasts? That DUI he got in Sherman Oaks in August? His divorce from Tina, his wife of 34 years, late last month? Supposedly,…

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Noted White Lady Ann Coulter Explains the Black Experience to Whoopi…

Conservative reptile Ann Coulter was on The View yesterday vomiting up her usual hate speech, this time in regards to how the left, being so quick to label civil rights issues as — well — civil rights issues, have hurt the black community while the Republicans have tried time and time to make African Americans'…

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The Tyranny of 'She's Just Jealous'

When you're in eighth grade and you don't understand why your best friend has suddenly teamed up with the class bully to write you jerky, unsigned notes that they leave in your locker every day (without fail) between fourth period science and fifth period study hall, having a mother who tells you that the girls are…

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