TGIF!

Annika writes: "This is Violet, aka Vi-Girl, Vi-Vi, Smushee Face, Smushles, Bubbles, Boogle, Farty, and Love Bucket. She enjoys lounging around the house and soliciting admiration for her ladylike physique, playing with her princess ball at the park, licking human legs, eating, sleeping and farting. She speaks in a

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Poor Knut the polar bear: First he gets called a fatso, and now they're saying he's not cute enough to be a star anymore... and the poor guy is only 6-months old! So Knut is out, and Paul the pygmy hippo is in. Paul was born in May and the zoo is hoping his cutey baby presence will draw attention away from that fat,…