Cat Stench at Cat Lady’s House Gets So Bad It Sets Off the Smoke…
It's been a bad week for cat ladies in the news. First, a woman in Israel made headlines
Does This Anti-Animal Testing Video By Lush Cosmetics Downplay…
Back in February it was revealed that major cosmetics companies with brand names you may recognize from your mother, grandmother or Mad Men—Avon, Estee Lauder and Mary Kay (although the latter showed some impetus to reach a compromise that didn't involve animal testing)—were complying with the Chinese government…
Ann Romney's Birthday Party to Be Hosted by a Dude Arrested for…
Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney, who once strapped his dog to the roof of the family station wagon before embarking on a road trip, has again chosen to thumb his nose at the all-important dog vote by throwing a fundraising birthday party for his wife Ann at the house of Frederick Malek III. While to most people, Malek …
Officials Raid Turkey Semen Farm To Investigate Animal Cruelty
Shockingly, a "turkey semen collection facility" is not the kind of place you want to be — especially if you're a turkey. A North Carolina semen-farm owned by Butterball was raided today after hidden-camera video taken by the animal rights group Mercy for Animals showed workers kicking, stomping, and dragging the birds.…
PETA Objects To Festive Possum-Dropping Tradition
In Times Square, they drop a ball on New Year's. In Brasstown, North Carolina, they apparently drop a possum. PETA, being PETA, would like this to stop. They say, "Using a captive opossum as the centerpiece of a raucous party is cruel and illegal." However, possum-drop orchestrator Clay Logan says the event is perfectly…
Lawsuit Alleges Freaky McRib Meat Comes From Mistreated Animals
Perhaps you've come to terms with the knowledge that you're probably gnawing on pig intestines and other troubling substances when you order the McRib, but animal rights activists are determined to ruin this sandwich for you. For some reason products come under greater scrutiny when you name them after the one item…
PETA Launching Animal Friendly Porn Site
Great news, weirdos! PETA is launching a porn site! Finally, they can skip the "we love animals!" charade and get right down to bringing us the tits they've been all about showcasing this entire time.
The Sad, Pink Donkey Who Ignited a Taco-Boycotting Revolution
L.A.'s Pink Taco, a restaurant named after female genitalia that serves bad Mexican food to people who would eat bad Mexican food at a restaurant named after female genitalia, has pissed people off. How? In honor of Cinco de Mayo, they spray painted a donkey pink, wrote the words "Pink Taco" on its side (pathetically),…
Teens Throw Baby Chicks & Fish, Proving Youth To Be Even Worse Than…
A Texas high school canceled future assemblies after students tossed five bags of small fish and baby chicks during a pep rally. Apparently when the little hooligans aren't sexting themselves silly, they're coming up with horrible stunts like this.
PETA Continues To Use Cleavage To Encourage Compassion
Now it's the Lingerie Football League. Footage of barely-clad hot chicks talking about animal abuse is spliced between footage of rabbits being killed and elephants being smacked. It's not for the faint of heart, and frankly, it's pretty tacky.
British Woman Sentenced For Animal Cruelty
Cat-bin lady has been fined £250, still has no explanation for her atrocious behavior.
Sweet Jesus, That's A Lot Of Cats.
Two women from Vermont have been cited for animal cruelty after police discovered that they had been housing 77 cats in two cars. Only two of the cats belonged to the ladies—the rest are in need of homes.
Another Brit Throws Away A Live Animal
Now Brits are trashing live chickens. Human beings can be so consistently disappointing.
Horrible Human Being Ditches Limping Dog [Update: Faith In Humanity…
You know what I'm really fucking tired of? I'm tired of people throwing animals in garbage
WTF: Another Cat Found In U.K. Garbage Can
Smokie, a five-month-old kitten, has been returned to his owners after workers at a British recycling center found him crying in a trash bin. It's believed this was inspired by the viral clip
Puppy-Throwing Girl Apprehended By Bosnian Police
The authorities believe they've found the girl who became infamous
Puppy-Throwing Girl Enrages The Internet Masses
In this (fucked-up, not-suitable-for-breakfast-viewing) video, a girl tosses a bunch of puppies in a river. Luckily, the pups are being avenged by the most moral people on the Internet: 4chan users.
For Betty White, Bongs Are No Laughing Matter
Last night on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart and Betty White joked that they would run for office together, and White revealed what she would never joke about.
Farmers Squawk Back At Chicken Cruelty Videos
The Humane Society of the United States has released some damning footage of egg farms, but farmers' organizations are firing back, claiming the group wants "to remove meat from our dinner tables [...] and eventually — pets from our families."
Registrar Trades Spanking For Fake Degrees • Kiwi Teen Fights Off Shark
• Possibly the most fucked-up headline we've read today: "Women given fetish degrees: A university registrar handed out forged degree certificates to black African women in exchange for spanking sessions to satisfy his kinky sexual desires, a court heard." •
"The Sex We're Talking About Pertains To Dogs And Cats"
PETA, with its spoiled-12-year-old-meets-mid-90's-Marilyn-Manson need for cheap attention, has resorted to the oldest trick in the book: offending the Church. Oh, and while they're at it, they managed to objectify women! Two birds!
Dark Days
"Reports of deliberate cruelty to black cats rise especially in the weeks around Halloween in Britain, the RSPCA animal charity said on Wednesday." The RSPCA is asking people to come forward and adopt the poor, neglected harbingers of evil. [Reuters]
Supreme Court Takes On "Crush Videos"
Tomorrow, the Supreme Court will consider whether producing fetish "crush videos" of small animals being killed should be illegal. Some liken the videos to child porn, but others say banning them might unintentionally ban footage of bullfighting and fishing. [Newsweek]
Female Matadors Try To Grab Equality By The Horns
Last night, as part of its annual POV series, PBS premiered She Is the Matador, a documentary about women who wish to be professional bullfighters in Spain, but face a 101-year-old law that bans females from the sport.
The Sound Of Mewsic
The name says it all. [YouTube via ScienceBlogs]
Cat Fight
Whoa! Kenley Collins, Project Runway 5's resident villain, has reportedly been jailed in Brooklyn for assaulting her sleeping ex with a laptop, apples, water, and...a live cat. Leave the cat out of this! [TMZ]
Dazed & Abused
Meet Acea Schomaker, 20. He wanted his hyper kitten to "chill," so he stuffed her in a bong made from a clear plastic box. Cops say the cat was "dazed" when removed. [CBS News]