Miley Cyrus Might Become the New Half-Man on Two and a Half Men

Now that that incorrigible dickens Angus T. Jones has gone all bonky on us, it seems the producers of Two and One Half Men are scrambling to find a bonk-free replacement. And, according to a source, they're seriously considering Miley "Miley Cyrus's Haircut" Cyrus for the role. The role of Miley Cyrus's haircut will… »11/30/12 8:15pm11/30/12 8:15pm


Angus T. Jones Is Dating Internet Celebrity 'Stalker Sarah'

Who thought we would care so much about the religious beliefs and love life of the kid from Two and a Half Men? But here we are, giving a shit—for the second time this week!—about some Angus T. Jones tea. Word is that he's dating "Stalker Sarah," the teenager who has become internet famous for her hobby of hunting… »11/29/12 5:15pm11/29/12 5:15pm

Meet the Homophobic Doomsday Preacher Behind Angus T. Jones' Religious Rant

Many were shocked this week when, in a YouTube video for the Christian group ForeRunner Chronicles, 19-year-old actor Angus T. Jones dispassionately attacked Two and a Half Men—the sitcom on which he's starred for 10 seasons—for being "filth." But what's more surprising are the extremist views of 35-year-old pastor… »11/28/12 6:10pm11/28/12 6:10pm

Third Accuser Files Underage Sex Lawsuit Against Kevin Clash

Blorp. Another day, another allegation that adult man and Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash met a 16-year-old boy on a sexy chat line and underagedly sexed him up. I'm starting to feel like Kevin-Clash-underage-sex-allegations are going to become a monthly occurrence and I can begin charting my menses by them like the new… »11/27/12 8:20pm11/27/12 8:20pm

Kid from Two and a Half Men Goes on Weird Christian Tirade About How Two and a Half Men Is the Work of the Devil

Noted half-man Angus T. Jones, who has starred on CBS's Two and a Half Men for the past nine years, appeared in a YouTube video today in which he called the show "filth" and ordered the pious masses to stop watching or risk their immortal souls, because the scripts are literally farted out by the Devil. OH MY GOD,… »11/26/12 8:35pm11/26/12 8:35pm