A Montage of Angelina Jolie's Ridiculous Acting in By the Sea

No creative decision in the bomb for the ages that Angelina Jolie wrote, directed, and starred in, makes very much sense, but among those that are the most confusing is her decision to yelp, whimper, moan, purr, and screech her way through the movie. Her wordless acting—often delivered after the most pregnant and…

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This Week In Tabloids: Leo Breaks the Pussy Posse's Golden Rule By Getting Engaged

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go to our new magazine store, ask for the tabloids, get told they’re “not in yet,” take the train FOUR STOPS to the better, bigger, more reliable magazine store, buy the tabloids, take the train FOUR STOPS to get back to the office, read them while walking, and nearly get hit by a…

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Silk Gowns, Actual Men, and Tiny Armanis at the Critic's Choice Awards

Last night's entry in Awards Season Race to the Oscars was the Critic's Choice Awards, where a veritable mélange of humans came together under the same roof for possibly the first time (just assuming Reese Witherspoon, Niecy Nash, and Jenny Slate do not hang out together on the regs), and we learned that Angelina…