A Few Tweets From Andy Richter That Could Be About Anyone
Yeah, that is something you can do, if you’re someone who wanted to do that. Whoever that might be.
The Wokest Baes of February 2016
February was a short month, but the baes of the world used their time wisely.
Shade Court: A Tidal Wave, Shady Angels and E! Online Fails Again
Quite a few brands appeared in Shade Court this week. Some did much better than others. Still, to all the brand strategists and social media managers and plucky interns out there, I have one suggestion: stick to what you know. It’s a slight spin on that ancient adage, “stay in your damn lane.” If you make underwear,…
Andy Richter and Others Take Over Macabre #HeavenIsForRealMovie
A cryptic series of tweets from the inspiration behind a new movie about the afterlife launched a rather hilarious Twitter frenzy late last night.
Christina Aguilera Has Her Very Own Porta-Potty
Today in Tweet Beat, Christina Aguilera gets the star treatment on The Voice. Plus, Coco changes the rules for Thong Thursday.
Gwyneth Paltrow Joins Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, Gwyneth "joins the 21st century" by posting a video to Twitter. Plus, Sarah Palin makes some rather ironic statements about immigrants.
Coco Balances A Soda Can On Her Butt
Today in Tweet Beat, Coco posts a Thong Thursday picture in which she posts a soda can on her rear end. (Her mother was the photographer.) Plus, Oprah is spending the day today in her PJs.
Glee's Chris Colfer Demonstrates The Art Of Ninja
Chris Colfer, aka Kurt from Glee, is a national treasure. He can sing, he can dance, he can take Andy Richter's eye out without even trying.
Kim Kardashian Is Recording An Album
- In a totally predicable career move, Kim Kardashian has started recording an album. It seems Kim wants to be a pop star, thus proving that she has talent for something other than making sexyface and gabbing about her family.
David Arquette Discusses Sex Life With Courteney Cox On Howard Stern
- Today David Arquette called in to Howard Stern's radio show and said separation was Courteney Cox's idea. In fact, he's "been begging Courteney to get back with me" — so why did he share details about their sex life?
Andy Richer Slams NBC, Leno... And Human Breast Milk Cheese
Today Andy Richter guest co-hosted Regis & Kelly in his first appearance since leaving Conan O'Brien's Tonight Show. He used the opportunity to air his grievances against NBC and Leno, then chowed down on cheese made of human breast milk.
Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
- Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:
Susan Boyle Hospitalized; Bruno Makes An Ass Of Eminem
- Susan Boyle was "comforted" by psychiatrists before the Britian's Got Talent finale. Then she lost. [Daily Mail]
- Paramedics and police were called to help a "spaced-out" Susan Boyle through a hotel lobby early Sunday. [NY Daily News, NY Post]
- Now? Susan Boyle is in a mental hospital:
What Can We Learn From Men Who Claim They Have "Learned"? (Hint: "That They Need To Be Schooled" Is Not That Off)
A few weeks ago, a talented writer named Emily Gould submitted a review of a "lad lit" anthology called Things I've Learned From Women Who've Dumped Me. The editor of the book is Daily Show/Colbert co-creator Ben Karlin. Wow! I thought upon reading the review. Men sure are jerks! In fact, I ventured further, maybe the…
