Lindsay Lohan sat down with Andy Cohen on Thursday's What What Happens Live to discuss her reality show, Rosie O'Donnell and of course those rumors that she was partying and drinking vodka at Coachella.
The dissident feminist has made no secret of her love for The Real Housewives, but now Camille Paglia has written an entire essay explaining the appeal of the franchise, how it's revived and redefined the soap genre, and why it appeals to appreciators of "grand opera."
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--WhUEVFwb--/c_fill,g_north,h_358,w_636/19foa65bjieskjpg.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--kUswiMsI--/c_fill,g_north,h_180,w_320/19foa65bjieskjpg.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--OkrHIZE2--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_77,q_80,w_137/19foa65bjieskjpg.jpg, (large)])
Today show lushes Kathie Lee and Hoda hung out with Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live last night, and played a fun game called "Encylo-Kathie Lee-dia," which tested how well KLG knows modern slang terms.
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--DVTxncsc--/c_fill,g_north,h_358,w_636/19e5bfonxzs62jpg.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--OSJpwhRU--/c_fill,g_north,h_180,w_320/19e5bfonxzs62jpg.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ZC9Eb37B--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_77,q_80,w_137/19e5bfonxzs62jpg.jpg, (large)])
On Wednesday night's Watch What Happens Live!, host Andy Cohen was so excited that Cher was on the phone that he joked about cher-ting himself. This woman is so powerful that she doesn't even have to appear in person to get people to consider shitting their pants.
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Ih534HII--/c_fill,g_north,h_358,w_636/19dkdsu6iutb0jpg.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--jWYhszb5--/c_fill,g_north,h_180,w_320/19dkdsu6iutb0jpg.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Q0pwKoVW--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_77,q_80,w_137/19dkdsu6iutb0jpg.jpg, (large)])
Welcome back to Selfie Loathing. Every Friday, we round up a batch of celebrity Instagrams, so you can see what happens when the stars turn the cameras on themselves. This week: Snoop Dogg smokes so much the fire department has to intervene; John Stamos remembers the crosses of the '90s, and if you do nothing else…
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--GLhSFM8y--/c_fill,g_center,h_358,w_636/19aajdr8ix434jpg.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--VLMoOkRw--/c_fill,g_center,h_180,w_320/19aajdr8ix434jpg.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--aLkM-oQd--/c_fill,g_center,h_77,w_137/19aajdr8ix434jpg.jpg, (large)])
Last night, during Mariah's interview on Watch What Happens Live, the audience was told to drink every time a little gif of her singing and doing her twinkle fingers popped up on screen. The Queen of Christmas then explained that she didn't even know that she did that when she sang. She also managed to incorporate…
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--3JEWWYXk--/c_fill,g_north,h_358,w_636/199znxslw253qjpg.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--5Cd8lO-u--/c_fill,g_north,h_180,w_320/199znxslw253qjpg.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--jviITR4X--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_77,q_80,w_137/199znxslw253qjpg.jpg, (large)])
Earlier this week, Sarah Jessica Parker was on Watch What Happens Live, and Andy Cohen asked her about the time she was accused of having "witch hands."
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--y2ac_u9H--/c_fill,g_north,h_358,w_636/1999xxa380vlsjpg.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--AZrp2RJ2--/c_fill,g_north,h_180,w_320/1999xxa380vlsjpg.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--axefd3zW--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_77,q_80,w_137/1999xxa380vlsjpg.jpg, (large)])
In case you missed it: Susan Sarandon was on Watch What Happens Live and Andy Cohen asked her to name one major Hollywood event at which she showed up stoned. Sarandon laughed and replied, "Only one?"
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--3V-9bzNh--/c_fill,g_north,h_358,w_636/199797k5zxhtwjpg.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--FZMdsUks--/c_fill,g_north,h_180,w_320/199797k5zxhtwjpg.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--hWBnXSgg--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_77,q_80,w_137/199797k5zxhtwjpg.jpg, (large)])
Billboard has named P!nk their 2013 Woman of the Year. During their Women in Music luncheon this week, the pop star spoke about her hope that her ball-busting career has made it easier for little girls who feel like they are different. She also said "fuck" a lot, to which her mother applauded. I love Alecia Moore and her …
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--aa-vC5Ha--/c_fill,g_center,h_358,w_636/1992ta016vdujjpg.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--UmlqNXGk--/c_fill,g_center,h_180,w_320/1992ta016vdujjpg.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--41iUVHAN--/c_fill,g_center,h_77,w_137/1992ta016vdujjpg.jpg, (large)])
The Downton Abbey cast is on a New York press tour to promote the American premiere of the show's fourth season, making stops at The View and Watch What Happens Live, where the important questions are being asked, like whether Thomas, the irrepressible footman, is a pitcher or a catcher.
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--UUpbAe8B--/c_fill,g_center,h_358,w_636/198ki1ifdlcckjpg.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--gcE0Vs5Q--/c_fill,g_center,h_180,w_320/198ki1ifdlcckjpg.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s---Nlm21Lf--/c_fill,g_center,h_77,w_137/198ki1ifdlcckjpg.jpg, (large)])
During a segment called "Teach Me Your Talent" on last night's episode of Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen asked Whoopi Goldberg to show him how to roll a joint and she obliged.
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--IKBrwqfI--/c_fill,g_center,h_358,w_636/196fwh6rt3qs8jpg.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--54FQ1ePs--/c_fill,g_center,h_180,w_320/196fwh6rt3qs8jpg.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--RPwaPUxK--/c_fill,g_center,h_77,w_137/196fwh6rt3qs8jpg.jpg, (large)])
Baby wipes enthusiast Terrence Howard was particularly sassy on last night's episode of Watch What Happens Live, where the Best Man Holiday star made super questionable claims about famous women hitting on him and talked major shit on how Robert Downey, Jr. screwed him out of the Iron Man sequels.
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--A8i6pmAO--/c_fill,g_center,h_358,w_636/194ekkqn49ytjjpg.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--N1u_Ge-9--/c_fill,g_center,h_180,w_320/194ekkqn49ytjjpg.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--mVXhs5RM--/c_fill,g_center,h_77,w_137/194ekkqn49ytjjpg.jpg, (large)])
Revel in George Takei’s steady voice as he reads some dirty Star Trek fanfiction to Andy Cohen. We’ve heard Takei read erotica before, but never erotica that directly involved a character he used to play on television. Thankfully, there’s so much Trekkie fanfic floating around the internet that a nightly, fireside…
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--BSc9w6p5--/c_fill,g_center,h_358,w_636/192wkcjtxaoe6jpg.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--iv809HYJ--/c_fill,g_center,h_180,w_320/192wkcjtxaoe6jpg.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--h9ZdDyQT--/c_fill,g_center,h_77,w_137/192wkcjtxaoe6jpg.jpg, (large)])
To commemorate National Coming Out Day, Andy Cohen's mother Evelyn has released an "It's Get Better" video — not for closeted gay people, but for the parents' they might be coming out to.
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--4nvOI7nH--/c_fill,g_north,h_358,w_636/192lgujnyay2upng.png, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--fuKj3L4E--/c_fill,g_north,h_180,w_320/192lgujnyay2upng.png, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--dbQTaGpp--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_77,q_80,w_137/192lgujnyay2upng.png, (large)])
That Andy Cohen sure is living the life, huh? Not only does he have a talk show where he gets to get boozy with his favorite celebrities every night, but he's used that talk show to parlay his way into some of the best film and television moments of all time. (Remember when he got slapped by Cher? Remember when he got …
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--vHnn-Xn1--/c_fill,g_center,h_358,w_636/190o5tc0x44l4jpg.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--AMEANQhZ--/c_fill,g_center,h_180,w_320/190o5tc0x44l4jpg.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--MdrieDzB--/c_fill,g_center,h_77,w_137/190o5tc0x44l4jpg.jpg, (large)])
Here's some Real World news that will blow the minds of people who were into that shit circa 2000/2001: Danny Roberts (the most universally-appealing gay man in the world) admitted to having an affair with a straight male cast member years ago while filming The Challenge. After the hints he dropped, it's pretty clear…
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--pmnoMa8x--/c_fill,g_north,h_358,w_636/190n11iy5cta9jpg.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--IGNYBoRR--/c_fill,g_north,h_180,w_320/190n11iy5cta9jpg.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--7wGZ1dCo--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_77,q_80,w_137/190n11iy5cta9jpg.jpg, (large)])
After admitting on The Talk last week to undergoing eye enlargement surgery at the behest of a racist Dayton, Ohio TV studio back in '95, Julie Chen has clarified that she has not had a nose job. Any difference you see above is due to expert contouring, witchcraft and wizardry.
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--A3SILFOC--/c_fill,g_north,h_358,w_636/18zxw5iwecosopng.png, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Q09HTbyi--/c_fill,g_north,h_180,w_320/18zxw5iwecosopng.png, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--YHRPSy7v--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_77,q_80,w_137/18zxw5iwecosopng.png, (large)])
Lady Gaga appeared on Watch What Happens Live last night, where she did what any guest of Andy Cohen's Bravo clubhouse should do — she got crazy drunk.
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--9VRg2U9G--/c_fill,g_north,h_358,w_636/18ymhsg8zl9vlgif.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--o5ToM4I9--/c_fill,g_north,h_180,w_320/18ymhsg8zl9vlgif.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Ox_vwvxe--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_77,q_80,w_137/18ymhsg8zl9vlgif.jpg, (large)])
In "prostitution whore" news: Danielle Staub, infamous former cast member of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, will be sitting down with Andy Cohen for a one-on-one interview on Watch What Happens Live on September 8. Always engage…and then suggest.
