Rocker and party expert Andrew W. K. has been writing an advice column for the Village Voice for several months now, and it's an absolute goddamn treasure. If you're not convinced based on that one hyperbolic-sounding sentence, a quick read of this recent column to a teenage girl whose boyfriend is mean to her should…

In today's Tweet Beat, Shannon Woodward has a great idea for a new Katy Perry song, Andrew W.K. has a good theme for your next mixer and Victoria Beckham is eating a delicious if well-aged meal.

Is Questlove wearing a donut lapel pin? Because MARRY ME.

Andrew WK has been named the official spokesperson of Fresh + Sexy Wipes—the disposable cleansers intended to tidy up stinky genitals—by Playtex. In a statement, the company said, "This exciting new product required the help of someone who could embody the brand's playful yet bold campaign; someone who could party…

It should come as no surprise that two entities as joyful and positive as Andrew WK and Lil Bub coming together for a good cause would create even more joy and positivity, but you might still be taken aback by just how heartwarming it is when it finally happens. Thanks to Vice, the pair have united to ask that you…

Jada Pinkett Smith used Facebook to perform an awesome smackdown on people who have been trolling the parental implications of the ever-changing short hairstyle of 12-year-old Willow Smith:

Today in Tweet Beat, Johnny Weir has given up on underwear. Plus, Russell Brand and Alec Baldwin hang out in costume.

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Today in Tweet Beat, Celebs like Snoop, Rhianna and Steve Martin observe the day of weed.

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Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Osbourne is trying to hold it together (or hold it all in). Plus, Damon Lindelof was pleased to see last night's Mega Millions numbers.

Today in Tweet Beat, Coco is feeling a little down, 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler flaunt their love, and Joy Behar is now BFF with Bill O'Reilly.

Today in Tweet Beat, get inside the mind of Paris Hilton. Also, Amy "Long Island Lolita" Fisher unfollows The Situation because she thinks he's a whore.

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Today in Tweet Beat, Eric Roberts is trying not to be a pothead, Kim Zolciak gives an update on the new season of Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Kelly Bensimon gets inspirational.