Dear Governor Palin: Why So Afraid Of The Fourth Estate?

Hey, Sarah, what's up? No, it's cool, you can talk to me. Remember? You're a hockey mom! Only lipstick separates you from a pitbull! You're sassy, you're brassy, you're utterly convinced you're ready to lead this country! You don't hesitate or blink » 9/23/08 4:00pm 9/23/08 4:00pm! So, why are you ?I mean, I know we can be sort of mean. First there…

Pregnant Woman Rebuts Abortion Blogger, Makes Ultimate Sacrifice By…

Things seem to be tumbling along with our abortion blogging buddy » 8/26/08 1:20pm 8/26/08 1:20pm at "What To Expect When You're Aborting." She craves pickles, and is suffering from "swelly ouchy titties." Her surgical abortion is planned for this week, and I'm sure we'll hear a level-headed yet gallows humor-filled take on it. However, some…

Only Coloreds And Communists Are Going To Vote For Obama, Cont'd…

  • "Whether it's Billy Ayers or Bernadine Dohrn, Tom Hayden or Jane Fonda, or any of the other lesser-knowns, 60s Marxist radicals are lining up behind Obama." [National Review]
  • And like check this quote from Francis Fukuyama that acid-dropping borderline ecoterrorist: "It needs to do some symbolic things like, we…
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Ayaan Hirsi Ali Vs. Irshad Manji: Which Infidel Would You Rather Have…

Ayaan Hirsi Ali and Irshad Manji are two pals who were born Muslim and have spent the intervening few decades critiquing the religion's legacy of bad things. They've both written bestselling books and acquired British intellectual blowhard pundit advocates — Chris Hitchens backs Ali, Andrew Sullivan is more a Manji… » 4/28/08 4:30pm 4/28/08 4:30pm

Dear Cindy McCain, We Love You Just The Way You Are Made Up

Dear Cindy, we are sorry. We did not mean to belittle your pain over being called a vagina sixteen years ago. We were just sort of distracted. Distracted by the fact that John used the word "trollop," which, in the context of a rebuttal to a subtle jab about how fucking old he was, was kind of unintentionally hilarious.… » 4/08/08 10:00am 4/08/08 10:00am

Barry Coasts Through Another Debate Victory

Today US Weekly began circulating this and other sensitive photos in a bid to have American supermarket tabloid readers believe Barry Hussein is just like US. And it appears to be working! Even (former) Ku Klux Klansman David Duke is not bothered by Barack Hussein, except, you know, the whole fact that he is a Jew… » 2/27/08 10:00am 2/27/08 10:00am