We Read Monica Lewinsky's Authorized 1999 Biography So You Don't Have To

Rumors began in September that Monica Lewinsky, now 39, would be penning a $12 million tell-all about the almost 20-year-old (!) affair with then-POTUS Bill Clinton—which began, famously, when she was just a 22-year-old intern—but we tend to forget there was already a book about the infamous affair, the Starr report… » 11/24/12 3:30pm 11/24/12 3:30pm

Britney Still Alive; Has Brunch With Paparazzo

  • Okay, get ready for this: The UK'sNews Of The World alleges that, the night she ended up in the hospital, Britney Spears took 10 sleeping pills, 12 Vicodins, six Ritalins and 10 Zantacs — and washed them all down with her "purple drank", i.e. vodka, NyQuil and Red Bull. She also supposedly phoned her sister and…
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Today in Tabloids: Britney Continues to be a Shitty Mom; Angelina May…

It's hump day! Also known as the day in which we digest every major tabloid and pick out the good bits for you, gentle reader. In this week's rundown, Britney wore a really hideous Halloween costume and her kids' teeth are going to fall out, Angelina is possibly getting it on with either her new bodyguard, Billy, or… » 11/07/07 1:30pm 11/07/07 1:30pm