Big For Spring: Aretha Franklin's Hat; Katie Holmes' Stirrups

- Detroit milliner Luke Song has received more than 5,000 orders for the spring (pink! cream!) versions of the Aretha Franklin Presidential Inauguration Hat. The original's going to the Smithsonian. [IHT]
Bruno Crashes Paris Fashion Week!
- Apparently emboldened by last week's success in Milan, Bruno — aka Sacha Baron Cohen — crashed Stella McCartney today. "With his red thong clearly visible above his jeans, the comedian — who was virtually unrecognisable in a flamboyant leather gilet, with his slicked-down hair dyed blonde and brown — sucked Tampax,…
Tom Ford: Designer, Provocateur, Film Director
- Following his stint as guest editor of Vanity Fair, jack of all trades Tom Ford makes his directorial debut with an adaptation of Isherwood's 1964 novel A Single Man, which will apparently star Colin Firth as said man. Julianne Moore and Jamie Bell are somehow involved. [E]
- Speaking of auteurs, Kate Moss sells a…
Naomi Campbell Is Late To Feed The Needy
- Naomi Campbell's started her latest round of amends, this time a stint in a soup kitchen for assaulting a cop. Apparently she was ten minutes late. [The Mirror]
- No one will either confirm or deny that Ellen is a new Cover Girl. [AdAge]
- Nastia Liukin thrown in with the sharks. "Ms. Liukin was excited-giddy, almost-but…
