Apple Will Engrave 'Penis' on Your iPad but Not 'Vagina' or 'Clit'

Today in absolutely fucking absurd and transparent gender bias rooted in the widespread male terror of women's mysterious, swampy genitals, Apple apparently refuses to engrave "vagina" or "clit" on anyone's iPad! You can, however, get "penis" or "dick" permanently etched into your electronics with no trouble… »7/09/14 7:00pm7/09/14 7:00pm

Comedian Chris Hardwick Mocks TV Censorship with Pregnant Cat Lady Card

While making fun of an incredibly weird greeting card that features an illustrated cross-section of a woman pregnant with a cat, comedian and Nerdist folk hero Chris Hardwick had a great moment of gleeful censorship subversion on his Comedy Central series @midnight. Hardwick pointed out that the greeting card's … »1/11/14 12:30pm1/11/14 12:30pm

Biology Teacher Faces Investigation for Use Of Word 'Vagina' in Anatomy Lesson

A biology teacher from Idaho is under investigation by the state's professional standards commission following his shocking attempt to teach his students what a vagina is. For those of you who were not raised by deviants, FYI: a vagina is a reproductive organ belonging to all female placental mammals. Once a month,… »3/27/13 9:30am3/27/13 9:30am

The Dark Ages: When We Knew Nothing About Our Vaginas

Those of us who had some form of sex ed in school learned the basics: what your period is made of, how fertilization works, how to put a condom on a banana. But there's a lot of ladybusiness that you just don't learn til you're older, from living, talking to people, and (shudder) trial and error. Herewith, a look back… »10/19/11 4:30pm10/19/11 4:30pm

It turns out the difference between a Hockey Mom and a pit bull is more than lipstick.
It turns out the difference between a Hockey Mom and a pit bull is more than lipstick. Humans are the only animals with transition lines, known as the vermillion border, between the skin and the red part of the lips. As for why lips are (often) red, their color comes from the blood-filled capillaries under the skin. [… »11/07/08 11:20am11/07/08 11:20am