Virginia Republican Campaigns to Outlaw Blow Jobs and Buttsex

In a move that's sure to be wildly popular among The Youths, Virginia's Republican Gubernatorial nominee Ken Cuccinelli II had made outlawing oral and anal sex a part of his campaign platform. What's got two thumbs and hates blowjobs? That guy! (awkwardly gesticulates with thumbs in vague direction of Virginia) » 7/17/13 5:00pm 7/17/13 5:00pm

March Madness 2012: The Sex vs. Chocolate Tournament Continues!

If you're just joining us, here's the deal: Yesterday, the Sex Conference and the Chocolate Conference entered the arena. 16 sexy gladiators and 16 delicious soldiers are putting it all on the line. Each one is fighting valiantly for a chance at glory; the opportunity to be the best of the best. The mighty winner will… » 3/16/12 3:00pm 3/16/12 3:00pm

The Popularity And Perfectionism Behind Butt Sex

In the hours after his untimely death last week, many of Christopher Hitchens' most witty aphorisms went viral. One, which landed on my Facebook wall, declared that ‎"the four most overrated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics." My friends immediately began a thread to discuss which of these he… » 12/22/11 3:00pm 12/22/11 3:00pm

A Girl's Guide To Guy-On-Guy Sex: Everything But The Butt

Last week, in response to a widely-publicized survey, I cleared up some common misconceptions about dude-in-dude Gay Butt Sex. (Heretofore referred to as GBS.) That was just the tip of the brown iceberg. Today we're going to delve into some other aspects of the carnal canon. » 11/04/11 3:00pm 11/04/11 3:00pm

Why Do Republicans' Fantasies Involve Sex They Supposedly Abhor?

Social conservatives are not keen on LGBT Americans. They use the word "abomination," they cite Sodom and Gomorrah, they fund multimillion dollar campaigns to deny same sex couples the right to marry. So why are they obsessed with anal sex? » 7/21/09 1:40pm 7/21/09 1:40pm