Sorry, Virginia Attorney General, But 'Sodomy' Is Not A Crime Against Nature Because Nature Loves Sodomy
Has it already been 22 days since Virginia overturned its Crimes Against Nature law, allowing consenting adults to have oral and anal sex with impunity? It feels like it's been much shorter than that, but I guess time flies when you are allowing your own citizens to make a cruel mockery of Mother Nature within the…
Like Ice Cream? Then You'll Love These Delicious Beaver Anal Glands
Deep down, we all know that there are, shall we say, unsavory ingredients in many of the foods we so love to eat. (I am looking at you, Mr. McRib). But these past few weeks have been kind to our ability to maintain the illusion that what we eat is not filled with hair and bugs and spare animal parts. First, there was…
Whoa, Baby... He's A Back-Door Man
[Miami, April 30. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
Sexpert Susie Bright Answers Your Burning Questions, Part 3
Susie Bright, sex-positive feminist and author, was gracious enough to help with your most troubling sex questions. All week, she and her daughter Aretha will be providing us with their sage advice. After the jump!
ANTM: Anorexic Model Is Unbeweavably Racist
It wasn't so shocking to find out on last night's Top Model that Allison has body image issues and once struggled with anorexia. It was shocking, though, to find out that she is pretty racist. For example, saying, "You take it in the back because you're black" to Fatima was totally ridiculous. (Especially because…
I Ask Dudes To Cum On My Ass On The First Date
Well, I don't really ask dudes to get cum so close to my baby maker on the first date, but definitely eventually, if we keep banging, I'll request a superficial anal cream pie. Confused by the term? I didn't know what it meant either, until I opened myself up to pornography. The first time I heard about cream pies I…

