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Madonna Finds A New Man, Sandra Says She's Not Winning An Oscar, And Jessica Alba Thinks Your Princess Mentality Is "Crap"

• Madonna is reportedly already moving on from Jesus Luz, "flirting outrageously" with 24-year-old model Jon Kortajarena at the premiere of A Single Man. Says a source: "She is going to invite him to some social events in New York." [DailyMail]

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Tila Tequila Is Still A Lesbian, Still Oversharing

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"But I'm Not Even Tired! This Curfew Sucks."

[London, February 1. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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Angie Releases Home Movie; Tyra Tackles Plus-Size Teen Model Search

• Angelina Jolie and her brother James Haven posted a video tribute to their mother, Marcheline Bertrand, on YouTube earlier today. It features home movies of Angelina filmed when she was 6-years-old.

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Simon Leaves American Idol; Brad & Angie Skip Golden Globes, Jen Showdown

• Simon Cowell confirmed today that he's leaving American Idol at the end of this season. He'll be launching the U.S. version of The X Factor and sources say he's convinced a familiar face to join him on the judges' panel.

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Charlie Sheen Arrested On Domestic Violence Charges; Divorce Rumors Begin To Swirl

• Charlie Sheen was arrested yesterday morning in Aspen and charged with "second-degree assault, menacing and criminal mischief," after a 911 call "regarding a domestic violence situation" was placed from where Sheen and his wife, Brooke Mueller were staying. [People]

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You Know She's No Good

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Amy Winehouse Was Thrown Out Of Theater; Brittany Murphy Was Sick Before Dying

• Amy Winehouse was in the audience for a performance of Cinderella and, reportedly, heckled the cast. She shouted things like:

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Amy Engaged To Blake, Lindsay Spotted With Leo, And Sarah Jessica Wants You To Smell Like B.O.

• Blake Fielder-Civil claims that he and his ex-wife of four months, Amy Winehouse, are back together and engaged once again. "This time we're doing things properly and hopefully that will help our families both come round to the idea. [DailyMail]

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Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job

• Courtney Love, who recently lost custody of Frances Bean Cobain, posted two incoherent rants on her Facebook page today, bashing Kurt Cobain's family and her 17-year-old daughter. She says Frances "was deceptive she lied and shes lying to herself."

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Frances Doesn't Want To Live With Courtney; Tiger's Wife To Meet With Posh

• Here's the thing about Courtney Love losing custody of her daughter: Frances Bean Cobain wants to live with her grandmother.

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Amy & Blake Are Back On; Lindsay's Freaking Out In India

• Amy Winehouse divorced Blake Fielder-Civil in July, but it seems they've reunited: She arrived at his London apartment on Sunday and only left this morning at 3 a.m.

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Nicole Richie Gets A Sitcom; Jake's Luggage Leaves Reese's House

• Remember when Nicole Richie was on The Simple Life? She's planning on returning to primetime TV — this time in a scripted comedy.

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Totally Tubular

[London, November 25. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick

• Jennifer Hudson will sing for President Obama, Michelle Obama and their guests at a state dinner tonight.

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New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake

• 'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…