Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Shithead

To your chagrin, the gum-snapping, Jnco-pants-wearing Icarus known as Justin Bieber has not yet flown into the sun. In fact, Biebs' reign of terror has now expanded well beyond the Greater Los Angeles area. He and his Little Rascals were banned for life from Las Vegas Indoor Skydiving after being disrespectful brats.… » 6/25/13 9:00am 6/25/13 9:00am

Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Channing Tatum May Gamble on Guys and Dolls

Ohmaaaaagaaaaa, Channing Tatum and Joseph Gordon Levitt are in talks to be cast as the Guys — Skye Masterson and Nathan Detroit respectively — in the Fox remake of Joseph L. Mankiewicz's 1955 movie musical Guys and Dolls. Which is kind of as perfect as it's gonna get without old-school Marlon Brando steaming up the… » 4/25/13 9:00am 4/25/13 9:00am

Heidi Klum Saves Son Henry from Drowning in Terrifying Evil Riptide

First order of business, when I become lady-president, THE OCEAN WILL BE ILLEGAL. Seriously, that shit is just a big wet menace full of teeth and ghosts. And the other day it tried to steal away Heidi Klum's son Henry and both of his nannies, prompting AquaKlum to jump in and save their lives in some epic mom-heroics. » 4/01/13 8:00pm 4/01/13 8:00pm

Jennifer Aniston and Her Huge, Huge Engagement Ring Are Planning Their …

The noted tabloid duality of Jennifer Aniston—beautiful, charismatic millionaire actress or SAD CRONE FISHWIFE FROM THE LAND OF THE UNLOVED WOMEN?!!!—finally comes to an end soon because she's planning her wedding to Justin Theroux. Yes, folks, the dude who was on one episode of Sex and The City as a premature… » 2/27/13 9:00am 2/27/13 9:00am

No No No: London Officials Launch New Inquest into the Death of Amy…

Oy vey, talk about fuckery. It's been over a full year since 27-year-old singer Amy Winehouse's cause of death was ruled to be accidental alcohol poisoning with the coroner's report classifying her untimely demise was a "death by misadventure," meaning that no illegal drugs were found in her system nor were there any… » 12/17/12 4:10pm 12/17/12 4:10pm

Jennifer Lawrence's Obsession With Honey Boo Boo Caused a Fender Bender

Jennifer Lawrence told Jay Leno that she got into a car accident when she saw people marching in a breast cancer parade who wore sashes with the word "boob" on them: "I thought it was saying 'Boo Boo,'' and so I was like, 'Whoa, does that mean there's Honey Boo Boo?' So I started craning my neck and I saw a little girl,… » 11/21/12 9:00am 11/21/12 9:00am

Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy Split, Rain Falls on the Grassy Knoll…

Next time you're in a Walgreens or a Duane Reade and you see that bizarre Taylor Swift display with the swag and the CDs and shit, offer your condolences to her 2-dimensional cardboard likeness, for she and Conor Kennedy are no more. Apparently the two "quietly parted ways awhile ago" and "it was a distance thing." Reports … » 10/26/12 9:00am 10/26/12 9:00am

Kourtney Kardashian Pulled A Baby Out Of Her Vagina On Television

Here are graphic photos of Kourtney Kardashian birthing her new child Penelope Scotland Disick, which are screenshots of the televised delivery from the season finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians yesterday. And all of the Kardashians were there (even brother Rob), and you were there, and you were there, and Kanye … » 9/17/12 9:00am 9/17/12 9:00am

Rumor: Katy Perry and Rihanna Are Crotch-Game Playing Lesbians

I woke up this morning to a very enlightening article in my inbox about how Katy Perry and Rihanna continued their "alleged gay affair" at the VMAs. They did? Guys, how could we have missed it? They were so obvious. For instance, they clapped for each other with the back of their hands on the other's thigh whenever she… » 9/12/12 9:00am 9/12/12 9:00am

Robert Pattinson Eats Ice Cream on The Daily Show, Jokes About His…

All those Antique Roadshow marathons seem to have poured some glitter gas back into Robert Pattinson's PR sparkle tank and gotten him through two major New York appearances. First, Rob visited Jon Stewart, who played a spirited round of Very Concerned Camp Counselor on the Daily Show. ("What are we doing here? Are you… » 8/14/12 9:00am 8/14/12 9:00am

Melanie Griffith And Antonio Banderas Don't Do It Anymore, Might Divorce

After fifteen years of marriage (and a fair amount of that spent in couples therapy, apparently), two of the final standing members of the Un-Divorced Hollywood Old Guard, Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith, might be almost ready to call it quits. This spring, Banderas was seen getting all up on another woman at a… » 7/20/12 9:00am 7/20/12 9:00am

Sylvester's Son Sage Stallone Found Dead In His Apartment

Sage Stallone, who played Rocky's son opposite real-life father Sylvester Stallone in 1990's Rocky 5, has passed away at 36. He was found in his Los Angeles apartment when his concerned housekeeper called the authorities, who say that that there was "no personal contact" with Stallone in the days before his death. There… » 7/14/12 11:30am 7/14/12 11:30am

Kourtney Kardashian Gives Birth To a Bouncing Baby Reality Star

Tiny new Kardashian addition Penelope Scotland Disick happened yesterday, the second child (after 2-year-old Mason) for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick. The 7-lb, 3 oz. baby was delivered "all-naturally" at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after Kourtney's brief flirtation with water birth. "Scott and I are overjoyed to… » 7/09/12 9:00am 7/09/12 9:00am

Here's Amy Winehouse Crooning On The Upcoming Nas Album

It's no secret that Amy Winehouse was a huge Nas fan (her song "Me & Mr. Jones" off the Back To Black album was written about the rapper before the two had ever met), so it's a small relief that she was able to collaborate with him multiple times before her untimely death in 2011. The pair's first collaboration appeared… » 7/05/12 10:30am 7/05/12 10:30am

Jack Osbourne Diagnosed With Multiple Sclerosis At 26

Two weeks after welcoming daughter Pearl Clementine with his fiancée Lisa Stelly, Jack Osbourne, 26, has been diagnosed with relapsing, remitting multiple sclerosis—the most common, but least aggressive form of the illness, says Osbourne. "I was just angry and frustrated and kept thinking, 'Why now?' " he told People… » 6/18/12 9:00am 6/18/12 9:00am