David Sedaris penned a fantastic piece in The New Yorker about the suicide death of his youngest sister, Tiffany. In it, he talks about Tiffany's slow descent into depression by way of horrific living conditions and mental illness. This is framed, interestingly, by a family vacation he paid for shortly after her death. …
Have you ever looked into a cat's litter box and thought, "Sure, cat litter is great, but why can't it be more edible?!"? I haven't, but rather than attributing this to the fact that eating cat litter is absolutely revolting, I'll blame my oversight on my not being much of a cat person. Maybe this is something you cat…
Let's pretend you live in a world where you're best friends with Amy Sedaris. You and Amy are so close that when you finally have a child, she is the natural choice for the baby's godmother. One night, you and your spouse decide to go out to dinner and ask your good friend Amy to watch your kid. She agrees and then, in …
Thank goodness that Amy Sedaris was on Late Night last night, or we wouldn't have been blessed with the best way to grill up hot dogs for our holiday picnics this weekend. But as she demonstrates with Jimmy Fallon and Will Forte, the process could wind up turning into a sexually-charged, penis-joke gigglefest — not…
In a new viral spot for Chipotle, our favorite spendthrift craft-master encourages us to "Wrap What You Love" in order to impress house guests. Achieving "Goldacious Entertainment" is simple, really: wrap all of your favorite stuff in gold foil and voilà! Instant wealth.
Here's our how-to guide for shopping for how-to enthusiasts. Have your crafty friends make their own damn presents using supplies, kits, organizers, and books that make perfect presents for DIY-ers.
Last night on The Colbert Report, Amy Sedaris shared some crafts from her book Simple Times, including her trick for getting out of giving coworkers gifts. Stephen countered with a present sure to annoy Christian and Jewish friends alike.
Actress/comedian Amy Sedaris is a funny lady who takes crafting very seriously. This morning she appeared on The Wendy Williams Show to promote Simple Times, her budget-friendly guide to creating crafts out of found materials.
Today on Martha, Amy Sedaris announced she's gunning for Martha's job with her upcoming book on "crafts for poor people." To start, Amy gives directions for creating a "hobo's fire" with toilet paper and sneaks in a pot reference.
Amy Sedaris has been voicing Supercuts ads since last year, but the commercial at left has gone mostly unnoticed. Does Amy make you trust your hair to Supercuts more or worry that you'll wind up looking like Jerri Blank? [Videogum]
Last night Amy Sedaris told David Letterman she's married to a man named "Glenn." (She used to live with her imaginary boyfriend Ricky, until he was murdered.) It seems unlikely that Sedaris really married a disabled, diseased merchant marine, but either way, Ricky's ghost must be disappointed. Clip at left.
Who sings, has wings and is delightfully wacky? Amy Sedaris playing the Tooth Fairy on Yo Gabba Gabba. [ONTD]
Grand Central Publishing bought the rights to the sequel to Amy Sedaris' offbeat entertaining guide I Like You. The book is due out in fall 2010, but is still untitled. Any suggestions? [Publisher's Weekly]
Both Alec Baldwin and Amy Sedaris would be proud: It's National Cheeseball Day. (Ha! What better way to bookend a week of tea-bagging?) Open thread after the jump; see you Schweddys on Monday. [The Nibble]
Amy Sedaris: "The first thing I saw when I came to New York was a man leaning up against a wall, shitting. Perfect!" [New York Magazine]
What if the tables were turned on the anti-Semitic men of Sterling Cooper? The 92nd Street Y shows us in "Meshugene Men," a Mad Men parody starring Amy Sedaris as "Netty Draperberg." [Videogum]
Perez Hilton hit Chelsea Lately yesterday to discuss host Chelsea Handler's vagina, which Hilton claims Handler had altered. (Hilton wasn't referring to Handler's felt ladyflower, a gift from a much better behaved guest, Amy Sedaris.)
Last night, Amy Sedaris was on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, and of course the conversation turned R-rated (and hilarious) within seconds.
In order to quench readers' insatiable thirst for gossip, we've decided to try an evening edition of the much-beloved Dirt Bag. Now you won't have to wait for morning to find out the latest celebrity news. Welcome to the swirling, sleazy disco ball of "Dirt Bag After Dark". 18 to enter and 21 to drink, ladies!
