By her own count, Amy Sedaris has been on The Late Show 34 times since 2001. “You’re like scaffolding!” she told David Letterman this time, on what we can assume will be her last appearance before he retires. Has there ever been a love like this? No. The answer is no.

Listening to people talk about their pets is normally very dull, but, Amy Sedaris and David Letterman managed to do just that on Monday night and charm the pants off everyone. Letterman has a new dog, which Amy found very weird, because he already has a dog (two is too many, apparently). All was revealed though:…

"Do you know Frank Ocean? He is music!"

PopSugar is making a web TV show. The site's inaugural online scripted series, Seriously Distracted, will star the wonderfully strange Amy Sedaris as a pop culture-obsessed publicist.

Andy Cohen really hit the guest jackpot on Watch What Happens Live last night, booking not only Jon Hamm, but the ever-delightful Amy Sedaris, as well!

Have you ever looked into a cat's litter box and thought, "Sure, cat litter is great, but why can't it be more edible?!"? I haven't, but rather than attributing this to the fact that eating cat litter is absolutely revolting, I'll blame my oversight on my not being much of a cat person. Maybe this is something you cat…

Let's pretend you live in a world where you're best friends with Amy Sedaris. You and Amy are so close that when you finally have a child, she is the natural choice for the baby's godmother. One night, you and your spouse decide to go out to dinner and ask your good friend Amy to watch your kid. She agrees and then,…

Thank goodness that Amy Sedaris was on Late Night last night, or we wouldn't have been blessed with the best way to grill up hot dogs for our holiday picnics this weekend. But as she demonstrates with Jimmy Fallon and Will Forte, the process could wind up turning into a sexually-charged, penis-joke gigglefest — not…

In a new viral spot for Chipotle, our favorite spendthrift craft-master encourages us to "Wrap What You Love" in order to impress house guests. Achieving "Goldacious Entertainment" is simple, really: wrap all of your favorite stuff in gold foil and voilà! Instant wealth.

Here's our how-to guide for shopping for how-to enthusiasts. Have your crafty friends make their own damn presents using supplies, kits, organizers, and books that make perfect presents for DIY-ers.

Last night on The Colbert Report, Amy Sedaris shared some crafts from her book Simple Times, including her trick for getting out of giving coworkers gifts. Stephen countered with a present sure to annoy Christian and Jewish friends alike.

Actress/comedian Amy Sedaris is a funny lady who takes crafting very seriously. This morning she appeared on The Wendy Williams Show to promote Simple Times, her budget-friendly guide to creating crafts out of found materials.

Grand Central Publishing bought the rights to the sequel to Amy Sedaris' offbeat entertaining guide I Like You. The book is due out in fall 2010, but is still untitled. Any suggestions? [Publisher's Weekly]

Both Alec Baldwin and Amy Sedaris would be proud: It's National Cheeseball Day. (Ha! What better way to bookend a week of tea-bagging?) Open thread after the jump; see you Schweddys on Monday. [The Nibble]

Amy Sedaris: "The first thing I saw when I came to New York was a man leaning up against a wall, shitting. Perfect!" [New York Magazine]