Why Are We Still Watching America's Next Top Model? An Investigation

When I first set out to investigate why an intelligent person like myself continues to watch a goofy program like America’s Next Top Model, I knew the obvious reason was that it’s dumb, fun TV. But there has to be more. While watching the previous season, there was a point—several points—when I vowed to put my foot… »8/20/15 2:55pm8/20/15 2:55pm

Former Top Model Has Face-Altering Meth Addiction

Do you remember Jael from America's Next Top Model Cycle 8? For lack of a better description, she was very, uh, Burning Man-ly. You know the type: free spirit, kind of flighty, very laid back, slurred her words a bit, wore a lot of wool hats and scarves in southern California, irritated the hell out of 50 Cent, etc.… »9/12/12 10:00am9/12/12 10:00am

The Mulligan-Mumford Muptials Are Apparently Happening Today

It's all happening! Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford (otherwise known as the Sith version of Michelle Williams and Jason Segel) are getting married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And they will dance until the sun rises. And then… »4/21/12 11:00am4/21/12 11:00am

Top Model Contestant Totally Loses Her Shit at Panel

This is how a sane person should act when faced with repeated condescension and bitchiness. On next week's episode of America's Next Top Model: British Invasion, contestant Louise gets sick of Kelly Cutrone, Tyra, and all the rest of them, runs out of panel and begins screaming in the parking lot about how she's… »3/09/12 1:50pm3/09/12 1:50pm

Why Was Angelea Preston Mysteriously Disqualified From America's Next Top Model All-Stars?

Something weird happened on the season finale of America's Next Top Model: All-Stars last night — and for once, we're not talking about something Tyra Banks, the always-smizing host of the show did or said. Instead, it was the random disqualification of Angelea Preston, the tall, somewhat-beloved underdog who… »12/08/11 2:50pm12/08/11 2:50pm

ANTM Contestants Should Stick To Their Day Jobs, Part 2: Singing

Last night's challenge on America's Next Top Model involved each of the contestants writing lyrics to a song and then going to a professional recording studio to lay the track down. As you can imagine, it went something like the challenge earlier in the season that had the girls testing out their acting chops on the… »11/03/11 6:00pm11/03/11 6:00pm

Model Coco Rocha Engulfed In Series Of Cat-Fights Between ANTM Contestants

World renowned model Coco Rocha stopped by America's Next Top Model last night not only to judge, but to participate in a photo shoot with all of the contestants. Bless her heart. The theme of the day was a violent cat fight, and the challenge generally paired two girls who didn't like each other together to work… »10/20/11 2:20pm10/20/11 2:20pm

La Toya Shines In ANTM's Weird, Michael Jackson-Themed Episode

The theme of last night's photo shoot on America's Next Top Model: All-Stars was "Michael Jackson Through The Years," or something, but it didn't really matter because La Toya Jackson was there for guidance. Though the episode felt suspiciously-timed — with the trial of Dr. Conrad Murray happening right now — it was… »10/13/11 5:10pm10/13/11 5:10pm